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How did things go when Randy D tried to convince you that he was a licensed and experienced airplane pilot? (See below.)

 

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Posted - October 27, 2020

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    7271
    There was a beautiful deserted island nearby.  We are still there and get our Wifi using pieces of the airplane.  Randy D. makes exotic tea from nearby plants and has learned to cook seafood.  Send help, but not too fast.  I know...just have them drop supplies...we will be in touch. :  )
      October 27, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

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      October 27, 2020 8:43 PM MDT
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  • 7271
    Aren't we cute!!!
      October 27, 2020 8:48 PM MDT
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      Yes!  That’s a nice palm leaf bikini you made for yourself, too, but do you think you really need it right now? The supply plane won’t be back for a few more days . . .

      October 27, 2020 8:53 PM MDT
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      October 28, 2020 3:37 PM MDT
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      A game of hide and seek, is it?  So she's the playful type too.  I like that, I like it a lot.  Hmmm . . .

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      October 28, 2020 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 7271
    That's my bikini silly...:  )
      October 29, 2020 7:51 AM MDT
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      A game of hide it behind the bikini, is it?  So she's the naughty type too.  I like that, I like it a lot.  Hmmm . . .
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      October 30, 2020 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    That's the kind of things he always does when he has too much to drink. I dunno where he got the plane from.
      October 27, 2020 8:54 PM MDT
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      That part was easy!




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      October 27, 2020 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Are you starved for atenntion?
      October 27, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
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      Only when it’s spelled correctly. 

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      October 27, 2020 10:04 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    That was on porpoise.
      October 28, 2020 6:47 AM MDT
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      You might need first aid treatment for that head wound you’re suffering. 

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    This post was edited by Randy D at September 14, 2022 12:19 PM MDT
      October 28, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    It never got off the ground (and a good thing too)
      October 28, 2020 1:24 AM MDT
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  • 16199
    That was a MAX-8 aircraft, wasn't it?
      October 28, 2020 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     You're asking the fake pilot?  


      

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      October 28, 2020 9:12 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    He just left me on a dessert island.



    Bring me some milk, please!
      October 28, 2020 10:04 PM MDT
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      October 30, 2020 9:04 PM MDT
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