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What was your ex like?

Posted - November 17

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  • 222
    An a-hole douchebag!!! 
      November 17, 2020 5:30 PM MST
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  • 33683
    A controlling, narcissist fat, ugly lesbian. (The last ten years of our marriage.)
      November 17, 2020 7:16 PM MST
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  • 6524
    A story not meant to be told...........anymore.
      November 17, 2020 7:22 PM MST
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  • 38457

     

      Which one? Any one of them in particular?  (With me, you have to be a bit more specific in asking this.)

     


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      November 18, 2020 12:56 PM MST
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  • 7344
    Please discuss the attributes of the third from the left in the furthest row.
      November 18, 2020 3:43 PM MST
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  • 38457

      She: “I happen to like guacamole, Randy, and to tell you the truth, I’m not too sure about staying in this relationship with some weirdo that can’t even eat an avocado!”

      Randy D: “It’s weirdo ‘who’ can’t even eat an avocado, not ‘that’ can’t. Take your jar of Vegemite with you too, and on your way out, don’t let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split you. Bye!”
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      November 18, 2020 6:05 PM MST
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  • 5210
    LMAO
      November 19, 2020 6:34 AM MST
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  • 5210
    Start with the last one and work back. 
      November 19, 2020 6:35 AM MST
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  • 38457

     

     Ok, but exactly how much time do you have?




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      November 19, 2020 7:18 AM MST
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  • 5210
    As long as it takes, yawn!   hahahahaha
      November 19, 2020 5:59 PM MST
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  • 38457


      As you wish, my dear, but you seem a little tired already, so I think it’s best if you stay the night.  We can settle in under the covers while I start with the first story. Her name was Barbara, we were in high school and we were both both 17 years old . . .
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      November 19, 2020 7:33 PM MST
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  • 5210
    Yes, I'm listening.....
      November 20, 2020 6:34 AM MST
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  • 38457

     

      Move in a little closer, please. I can’t tell these stories long distance. 

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      November 20, 2020 6:37 AM MST
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  • 5210
    I will let you know right now....I want to have your baby.  :   P
      November 20, 2020 2:04 PM MST
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  • 38457

     

      Wow!  Well, my baby-making days are over. I’m only available for pleasure, not procreation. That shouldn’t hold you back, though . . . 


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      November 20, 2020 3:19 PM MST
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  • 5210
    Pleasure, it is then. 
      November 20, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 38457

     

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      November 20, 2020 8:07 PM MST
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  • 11201
    The last 3 gfs I had before my wife and I got together were very nice girls with whom things just didn't work out for one reason or another. We're still friends. My wife is friends with them too, so it's all good.
      November 18, 2020 12:59 PM MST
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  • 145
    Number One, my fiancé, left me one week before the wedding.  He said he wanted someone more like himself.  I hope he found someone more like himself.


    Number Two had a bad temper.  He yelled at me because I had pens and pencils in a mug on my kitchen counter.  He thought they weren't in order.  He moved everything in my kitchen to put them in order.  He handled his personal finances poorly.  He spent all of his income on toys, but he never used them.  He only spent time cleaning them.  He bought guns, but he only cleaned them.  We went to the gun range one time.  He became upset because I hit all of the targets near the center.  He missed most of the targets.  We went skiing, but he never left the hotel.  He needed to clean his skis.  He hated to work.  When I came home from work, he was playing video games because he left his job.  It was a good job.  He quit because his coworkers picked on him.


    I'm embarrassed to write about Number Three.


    Americans on the internet always tell single people that they must be happy to be single before they can find love.  Number Four was very happy being single.  That's why the relationship didn't work.  He was too happy being single.


    Number Five was a long distance relationship.  He was from Australia.  I met him at the airport.  He dumped me because I disagreed with him about a political issue.
      November 18, 2020 10:50 PM MST
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  • 33683
    I guess you are stuck with us.
      November 19, 2020 6:51 AM MST
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  • 23654
    Lazy. 
      November 19, 2020 6:36 AM MST
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