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Randy D

If I were a client of yours, what would you be selling?

 


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Posted - January 15, 2021
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  • 13257
    The privilege of having me prepare your taxes.
      January 15, 2021 1:32 PM MST
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  • 52936
      January 15, 2021 2:33 PM MST
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  • 19942
    Mayonnaise.  Lots and lots of jars of mayonnaise.
      January 15, 2021 1:49 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      Hey, wait . . .


      January 15, 2021 2:32 PM MST
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  • 32663
    Yard decor. 

      January 15, 2021 2:13 PM MST
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  • 52936
      January 15, 2021 2:33 PM MST
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  • 44229
      January 15, 2021 2:17 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      [[[[[Wait, er, um, not that I’m interested or anything like that, but just for the sake of argument, do those come unassembled?  I’m not sure if they’ll fit through that narrow opening to the sub-basement.]]]]]

      January 15, 2021 2:36 PM MST
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  • 10042
    Sandwiches, of course. 

    I'M RICH, I'M RICH, HOORAY! 
      January 15, 2021 2:51 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      Wait, haven’t you read the fine print? No money or other financial consideration can pass between us. Those sandwiches you make for me are just inspired from the heart and bestowed with love. 


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      January 15, 2021 7:04 PM MST
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  • 10042
    Grrr!
      January 18, 2021 6:56 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      It’s fine, it really is. Your grammar is so good that you continually win extra points with me. In fact, why don’t I just more move you forward two slots on the rotation?



     I’ll bump one of those who splits her infinitives or uses double negatives.


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    This post was edited by Randy D at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM MST
      January 18, 2021 8:22 PM MST
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  • 10042
    This has reminded me why I logged in here! 

    Don't say 'Huh?'  , you will see. 
      January 18, 2021 8:46 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      I know what you mean, I know what you mean: you’re ecstatic about bumping those others two spots on the rotation. How could you not be?


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      January 18, 2021 10:24 PM MST
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  • 7338
    Randy, I had a dangling participle, don't I get some attention? 
      January 19, 2021 8:10 AM MST
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  • 10042
    Yeah, Randy. Better take care of that right away!!
      January 19, 2021 4:51 PM MST
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  • 52936

     

      HoneyDew, you get all of my attention. You know how much I love it when you dangle things in front of me. 


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      January 19, 2021 7:09 PM MST
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  • 10042
    Yeah, that's it.

      January 19, 2021 4:48 PM MST
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  • 1919
    A Hinckley yacht, preferably a Hinckley Talaria 44.  :)
      January 15, 2021 3:10 PM MST
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  • 52936
      January 15, 2021 7:05 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Extra durable mattresses and box springs.
      January 15, 2021 4:13 PM MST
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  • 52936

     


      This guy knows me too well. 

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      January 15, 2021 7:01 PM MST
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  • 16240
    Electricity and natural gas. If you were Australian, it's not unlikely that you would be a client of mine.
      January 15, 2021 4:30 PM MST
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  • 52936
      January 15, 2021 7:05 PM MST
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