Are there some women who are just plain bitter because they realize they can’t have me?

  Wow, are there no lengths to which you will go to make sure no one else gets her claws into me?
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  You tell ‘em! I’ve already implemented an orderly waiting system and I notified Security to control things.  You and I won’t be interrupted.

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  Heck, I don’t think I need this list at all anymore. 

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  If time and logistics weren’t so limited and restricting, I could get to them sooner, but as it is, all I can do is put them in the rotation and do the best I can. Grrrrrrrr. (Besides, have you seen how the cost of massage oils has skyrocketed in the past month? Grrrrrrrr. )



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  That’s my only saving grace. At first, I thought I’d have to cut some from the list entirely. (Shivers violently at the thought.)

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  (heard herd)

  Ok, here’s the list . . . hey, wait! That was quick! How did you do it so fast? You’ve scratched out more than half of them!

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  Shameless, at that!  Lol, I knew you’d say something like that. 

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  I believe her bitterness probably doubled when she discovered that her name wasn’t on my latest list . . .

  

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I don’t know, because I have never seen such a list. As far as I know, there’s only one name, far too little for an actual list. 

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