What the rest of the world is engaged with is not their cuppa tea. TOO REALITY for them. So anything to take them away from that. Well what's more anti-real than a cartoon? Engulfed in it. Obsessed with it. Fanatically focused on it.
For those them who watch it nothing else is going on except what they see on FAUX TV. They are packaged to protect them from the truth. Anything but that! They are insulated encapsulated cushioned to block out anything everything except the FAUX fause.
Green Eggs and Ham is the level of the intellect of the faux pholkes. Anything more than that they cannot grasp. They are one-dimensional beings in a 3-dimensional world. You can see how missing 2/3 of reality would grievously impact their intellectuality.
If it’s on Fox, it came from the cat box.
Be wary of news that Fox has reported
For their “facts” are usually contrived and distorted.
They stand or they sit and vigorously shout
Of things they really know nothing about.
Their heads are lodged firmly up their asses so tight.
That they presume what they say is always so right.
They can’t see past the right, which they strongly support
That conspiracy theories is what they report.
With heads up their butt and without any shame
They loudly profess, “the democrats are to blame!”
No, Seuss is not gone, just six of his books.
‘Tis not for his wording, but for their artwork looks.
The Cat in the Hat, and Green Eggs and Ham
Are still waiting there along with Sam I Am.
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