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What are some of the grounds for getting kicked out of The Harem?

 

Examples:
Caught using mayonnaise behind my back
Smuggling guacamole into the kitchenette
Dreaming about avocados when making sandwiches for me
Having an internet search history with links to Vegemite-related websites
Discrepancies during tilde inventory 
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Posted - March 6, 2021

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    7268
    LMAO, Randy you are so phunny.  :  )
      March 6, 2021 9:46 AM MST
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  • 44175
    Refusing to make sandwiches.
    Texting or calling me.
    Attempting to purchase a plane ticket to Toledo.
    Refusing to shave her legs.
    Drinking all of the root beer.
      March 6, 2021 10:11 AM MST
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  • 52905

      (I don’t mind body hair.)
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      March 6, 2021 8:23 PM MST
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  • 9778
    I'm taking notes.
      March 6, 2021 7:48 PM MST
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  • 52905

     

      Oh. Wait, you weren’t supposed to see this post. The Jane S jury is instructed to disregard this entire string of questioning, it is not to be considered during deliberations.

     

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      March 6, 2021 8:25 PM MST
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  • 1817
    can I put avocado on the tildes as long as I don’t bring them into the kitchen?
      March 6, 2021 8:10 PM MST
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