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You seem rather calm; they’re on their way here to arrest the both of us, don’t you realize the severity of this situation? Grrrrrrr.

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Posted - March 21, 2021

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  • 10449
    Would you just relax.  I told you, I have the situation completely in hand.
      March 21, 2021 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      “ . . . investigators believe the cause of the breakdown to be an electrical short.
      “Now turning to local news, Shuhak, the bestselling author who worked undercover for federal authorities and then wrote the non-fiction book series on how the criminal kingpin Randolph D was taken down, held yet another press conference and book-signing event yesterday. Members of the general public were treated to Shuhak’s first-person accounts of the sting, many details of which were not even included in the books due to the amount of material and the sheer volume of interactions the two had with each other. Anyone unfamiliar with the whole affair is encouraged to buy the book set, aptly entitled, “What A Rube, What A Maroon”. Even after receiving a handsome reward for assisting in the law enforcement operation, Shuhak takes in nearly five times that amount in book sales, product endorsements, speaking engagements, and donations that pour in even until this day. We attempted to get a statement from Randolph D at the lockup where he’s serving his sentence, but the warden‘s office stated he is in solidarity confinement for an incident involving sandwiches being smuggled in to him, and for angering the death row inmates on arguments about their grammar. We will keep our viewers informed of any new developments on Shuhak’s climb to success.
      “And now for sports, . . .  “
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      March 21, 2021 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    When you got the bucks, doppelgangers are real easy to come by.  I must admit, those plastic surgeons do outstanding work.   (Oh, bartender, another pina colada please)



    This post was edited by Shuhak at March 22, 2021 4:31 AM MDT
      March 21, 2021 11:47 PM MDT
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    7268
    I'll hold them off while you run out the back door to call our attorney.   
      March 21, 2021 4:21 PM MDT
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      Ok, that’s a great idea, you’re really smart!  I’m on my way right now.  Exactly how do you expect to hold them off long enough for . . . OH! I see!


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      March 21, 2021 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Not so stunning as my favorite 'two other women" of whom we've talked,  but her skin tone and facial structure are beautiful to me. :)
      March 21, 2021 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

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      March 21, 2021 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    "It's a very, very rare woman who makes me question my gayness."

    Ha!

    She is gorgeous.
      March 21, 2021 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 7268
     I'll recite poetry and play the ole 5150 trick.  
      March 21, 2021 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    Lol!
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      March 21, 2021 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Me? Calm?

    ;)
      March 21, 2021 5:46 PM MDT
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  • Did I grow too much of it in your back yard?



    It keeps me calm.  Have some so you can relax.  I grew plenty of it for everyone.




      March 21, 2021 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 10451
    That is one big pot plant too bad the po po got it. Cheers!
      March 21, 2021 8:42 PM MDT
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  • I found that picture on a news website.  Here are the rest of the pictures from the website.  The police had a merry Christmas, but the season was ruined for the farmer.

      March 21, 2021 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 10451
    I thought the plant in the pickup was one big plant but now that I can see it was probably a few smaller plants I'm not so jealous of the plant size. Cheers!
      March 21, 2021 9:18 PM MDT
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  • I don't know much about marijuana.  It's legal for medical use and decriminalized for small amounts here.  The Supreme Court said it was decriminalized for small amounts without defining the small amount.  I think the grower may have had too much of it.
      March 21, 2021 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 10451
    Decriminalization is just another word for control - you should be able to grow as much as you want. Cheers! 
      March 21, 2021 9:41 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

    They‘ll never take us alive!

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      March 21, 2021 8:55 PM MDT
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