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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?

*Inspired by a fellow-mugger who probably prefers to be unnamed. 

Posted - April 4

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  • 35930
    How about beaver?

      April 5, 2021 9:10 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    Everybody likes a bit of tail now and again. 
      April 5, 2021 9:14 AM MDT
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  • 35930
    How clever. Marry me.
      April 5, 2021 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    Jeez, El. It's not even noon. 

    :P
      April 5, 2021 9:18 AM MDT
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  • 35930
    I have to go shopping, so no beer yet. My last AM wife is gone.
      April 5, 2021 9:21 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    It's just not your day, is it? 

    Pretend marriage might not be so bad. I'll consider it. ;)
      April 5, 2021 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Hey! Grrrrrrrr. 

      <~>

      April 6, 2021 12:21 PM MDT
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  • 6185
    What are you grrring and grimacing about? I've never read a single post about El's restraining orders or pretend divorces (yes, I've read about his real one a couple of times - so what?). 

    When it comes to pretend marriages on the interweb,  you aren't the only game in town. 

      April 7, 2021 11:22 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      But look how quickly you considered his offer, compared with how quickly and how automatically you’ve turned down each and every one of my dozens of offers! How do you ever expect to be next ex? You‘re not even trying!


    ~

      April 7, 2021 11:29 PM MDT
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  • 6185
    Hmm... how do I put this gently?

    It's not me, it's you.  

      April 8, 2021 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Randy D on the telephone with a handkerchief covering the mouthpiece: “Hello, is this Just Asking? You don’t know me, my name is Randy D, but please don’t commit that to memory because I want to remain anonymous! Listen, I am calling to inform you that a certain Professor Element 99 is stepping out on you. Yes, he’s making a fool of you behind your back . . . ”




    ~

      April 6, 2021 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 6906
    Coffee - not too sweet and a little bitter.
      April 4, 2021 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 6185
    Very good, Jane. I like it. 
      April 4, 2021 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     For you? Chocolate Swirl, of course!



    ~
      April 4, 2021 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 6185
    DWTS! 

      April 4, 2021 9:30 PM MDT
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  • 6306
    One of my fav's. 
      April 4, 2021 10:45 PM MDT
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  • 11957
    Caramite. I wouldn't eat it, but then again I wouldn't eat me, either.

      April 4, 2021 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 6185
    I really need to try vegemite sometime! Creamy caramel mixed in couldn't hurt. 
      April 5, 2021 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 11957
    It could. Trust me. Vegemite is quite definitely a savoury and doesn't go with anything sweet. It's good with cheese and some folks like it with avocado. DON'T put sugar in it.
      April 5, 2021 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    Okay, thanks. I think I've heard that it's salty, so I thought caramel would go well. Salty caramel is so good to me. 

    I don't like avocado, so cheese it is. Thanks for the tips! 
      April 5, 2021 8:16 AM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Oh, I see the Aussies have gotten through to you.


      Listen, I understand your need to experiment, but I can’t condone the practice of you taking dangerous substances. Do whatever you want to do, go ahead and get it over with.



    Don’t call me again until after you’ve had your stomach pumped. Grrrrrrr. 

     

    :[

      April 5, 2021 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    Hehehe! 

    What did you eat it with when you tried it, Randy? 
      April 5, 2021 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 11957
    I'm betting he made the same mistake all Americans do - slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it were PB or Nutella. It's not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly. Use plenty of butter the first time. Vegemite and grilled cheese is divine - sharp cheese and not too much Vegemite.
      April 5, 2021 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    A dab will do ya... got it. Thanks!
      April 5, 2021 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      You keep trotting out that same old tired diatribe time and time again referring to how you think I did it, and I’ve already responded that I didn’t prepare it at all. It was offered to me to try its taste. The amount may have been a tiny bit of it on the end of a spoon. 

      No amount of Vegemite, regardless of how small it is, tastes good. 

      April 5, 2021 8:45 AM MDT
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