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A cop bursts into the precinct captain’s office and shouts, “I don’t NEED a partner, I work alone!”

 

  Which cop is it; Randy or Stu?



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Posted - Tue at 8:11 AM

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  • 10296
    Would not matter which cop because the precinct captain's reaction would be "you are both fired because you have been on the job for 14 years now and neither of you has ever made a single arrest"!
      April 6, 2021 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 42189
    Lol!
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      April 6, 2021 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 8979
    Because your left hand is white?
      April 6, 2021 8:45 AM MDT
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  • 42189

     

     Randy D: “You see, Captain? He obsesses about the publicity drawing too much! I’m not responsible for it, I didn’t draw it.  I can’t work like this! Grrrrrrr.”


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      April 6, 2021 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 6307
    It's Lila Law who bursts in after Randy and Stu have pestered her for a month to be their partner!

      April 6, 2021 8:57 AM MDT
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  • 6185
    Precisely! 
      April 6, 2021 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Randy D: “Captain, PLEASE assign her to be Stu’s partner; you know I can’t take the temptation!  (You remember the incident two years ago when you assigned me to work with that detective . . . )”



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      April 6, 2021 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 6307
    Two years ago and the time before that and the time before that and the......
    It never ends with you Randolph
      April 6, 2021 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Hey, wait, I’m not the one responsible for all of them!  I can explain!


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      April 6, 2021 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      I’m only claiming the cute little one in the light-colored shirt. No, no, no, on the other side of the photo.
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      April 6, 2021 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 6307
    It looks like you mixed some marshmallows with your chocolate Randy my dear. 
      April 6, 2021 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      It tastes SOOOOO good, Sweetie! I can’t resist!

      (And caramel, and butterscotch, and French vanilla, and peach cobbler, and mousse, and strawberry, and blackberry, and leche flan, and sarsaparilla, and toffee, and peanut brittle, and butter pecan, and chocolate chip, and creamy fudge, and pecan pie, and . . . )



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      April 6, 2021 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 6307
    hahahahahaHAHAHAHA A confession at last.  lol
      April 6, 2021 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Wait, aren’t we talking about my Tootsie Roll and your Cotton Candy here? I thought it was completely innocent, just related to sweets!


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      April 6, 2021 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 6307
    Oops!  hahahahaha
      April 6, 2021 11:54 PM MDT
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  • 11958
    Stu, because Superman works alone. Batman Randy has a sidekick.
      April 6, 2021 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 6906
    Stu, because he thinks he is never wrong and doesn't need any help. Randy makes an occasional error and accepts advice.
      April 7, 2021 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 42189
      April 7, 2021 7:20 AM MDT
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