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What is a shiny object that someone could wave in front of your face that would almost assuredly distract you no matter HOW hard you tried

. . . wait, was that a giant golden tilde?

Posted - April 7

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  • 6312
    This would do it every time. 

      April 7, 2021 6:08 AM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      Officer: “Miss, you’ve been identified as someone Randy D has scheduled for a dinner date. He’s put in a request that we locate you and ensure your safe arrival. After that, everything else is up to him. Now if you’ll please just follow me in your car, I’ll escort you to the restaurant . . . ”


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      April 7, 2021 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 6312
    Wow, a police escort, such an honor. 
      April 7, 2021 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 42367

      HoneyDew five minutes later: (((Wait, this isn’t the way to Restaurant Row, I’m being escorted into the secure parking garage at Police Headquarters! The sign over there says ‘Interrogation Section, Major Crimes Investigation Squad‘! Major Crimes???  What kind of trouble has Randy D gotten me into this time? Grrrrrrr.)))


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      April 7, 2021 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 18072
    ( I love that image!!! Great choice to accompany your post!)
      April 7, 2021 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 6312
    Must be the grammar police again. 
      April 7, 2021 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 42367

     

       ((((Shhhhh! Just stick to the script the way I’ve been rehearsing it with you! Don’t let them get you all nervous with their tricks and threats!)))




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      April 7, 2021 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 6312
    Threatening to remove the shift key from my keyboard is not a very good threat.  I can just get a new keyboard. 
      April 7, 2021 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      You’re a smart cookie, that’s why I keep you around. They’ll never make their case stick if they’re counting on getting any incriminating information out of you!


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      April 7, 2021 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 18072
    Yikes.
    :)
      April 7, 2021 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 36029
      April 7, 2021 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 18072
    Yes.
      April 7, 2021 11:50 AM MDT
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  • 18072
    According to my notifications, you had replied to one of my posts in this thread but I see nothing nothing. And, also according to my notifications, you had 'liked' three posts of mine today that must be gone because there is no way to find the exact posts.
    So, in case you asked for a response from me, you'll know why you didn't get one.  :)

    WAIT!!! I suddenly know what post it was in this thread! What you said would happen indeed, happened again!  :)
      April 8, 2021 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 1862
    Who would do that to a perfectly good 1911?
      April 9, 2021 11:42 AM MDT
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  • 36029
    I thought the same thing. I miss the ones we had in the Navy. They are probably using 9mm now. This post was edited by Element 99 at April 9, 2021 6:32 PM MDT
      April 9, 2021 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 18072
    I kept thinking for an answer when I first read your question and there were no other posted answers.
    And, still, I can only keep coming back to my original thought -- shiny or not, if someone waved anything in front of my face, I'd be distracted no matter how hard I tried.
    :)
      April 7, 2021 11:53 AM MDT
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  • 12000
    What Shuhak said - but I'm a sucker for DDs.
      April 7, 2021 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 14394
    Make it look like a Reese Cup.
      April 7, 2021 9:24 PM MDT
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  • 1862
    A very familiar diamond Belly Button Ring

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      April 9, 2021 11:44 AM MDT
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