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If my disappearance gets reported to the Missing Persons’ Bureau, why do you think you wouldn’t be named as a suspect? ~

Posted - June 13, 2021

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  • 16202
    Ironclad alibi. San Diego is a LOOOOOONG way from Australia.
      June 13, 2021 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Yeah, right.
    :(

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      June 14, 2021 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 581
    Alibi witness.
      June 14, 2021 12:06 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    Because, you would be the prime suspect!
      June 14, 2021 3:03 AM MDT
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  • 9778
    I know how to bribe a cop.
      June 14, 2021 5:42 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Wait, I’m doomed! Now they won’t even send out search parties! Grrrrrrr.



    ~

      June 14, 2021 7:24 AM MDT
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  • 44177
    Hmmm...I can't think of a reason.
      June 14, 2021 7:30 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Thank you. 

     

      Hey, wait . . . !
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      June 14, 2021 7:33 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    I guess it depends on WHERE you went missing.  


    Hmmmmm.
    Now I'm wondering.  If a person kills someone else and then themselves - it's a "murder, suicide".
    What is it called if a person disappears and takes someone with them?  "Runaway, disappearance"?
      June 14, 2021 11:21 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      “I guess it depends on WHERE . . . ”

    Er, um, if the where is known, then I’m no longer missing, right?

      June 14, 2021 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    Nope.
    You went missing at that location, so you weren't seen after that.

      June 14, 2021 1:00 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Wrong again. The last known location is not automatically the place at which a person becomes missing nor is the place from which the person is believe to have disappeared.
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      June 14, 2021 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    How can that be?  I can't wrap my head around any other way.
    Can you give me a scenario, where the last known location isn't where the person becomes missing?
      June 14, 2021 2:46 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      He was last seen leaving his home backing his car out of the driveway on his way to work, which is a 25-minute commute. He never arrived at work, no one has heard from him, and the towers that show pings for his cell phone indicate that his last known signal was in his own neighborhood two minutes after he left home. Once reported missing the next day, a search began on the third day. His car was found on the fourth day parked on the public street one block away from his work location, where he has an assigned parking space in the employee parking lot, that requires an access card to enter.  The driver seat of his car was adjusted for a person of a different height than his height. There was no way to verify how long the car had been there, other than the engine was cold when it was found.

      As such, his home is the last confirmed sighting, but there’s no information about what happened after that or even where it happened.
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      June 14, 2021 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 44177
      June 14, 2021 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Element 99 has faked his own death, changed his identity, and departed for parts unknown abroad to live out his life in comfort and luxury on a sunny beach somewhere.
    ~

      June 14, 2021 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Plenty of evidence that any pursuit was entirely the other way around right here in these pages! 

     


      June 14, 2021 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      I beg to differ: you know you’ve wanted me for a long time now.

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      June 14, 2021 11:44 PM MDT
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  • 16202
    In your case, "missing" doesn't necessarily mean much. They wouldn't start even looking for suspects without proof positive that you'd actually been murdered, the authorities would assume that you're hiding from them in somebody's basement (again), or engaged in some shady, nefarious activity involving tildes, sammiches, odalisques or a combination of same.
      June 15, 2021 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 52905

    They wouldn't start even looking for suspects without proof positive that you'd actually been murdered . . . ”

      Incorrect, Matey. Just because a person is missing does not automatically mean she or he has been murdered, such as cases of kidnapping, falling down a deep ravine and breaking both legs and unable to be seen or heard by anyone and unable to get out on one’s own, trapped in an elevator for an extended period of time and the emergency phone isn’t working, etc. 
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      June 15, 2021 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 16202
    In anyone else's case, yes. In yours, you're missing because you want to be.
      June 15, 2021 5:09 PM MDT
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