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Listen, I need you to drive a car across the Canadian border into the US to move a few tildes for me. I can count on your discretion, right?

 

 

  Ok, a few dozen or a few thousand tildes. Shhhhhhhhh!
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Posted - September 6

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  • 6505
    No, I’m going to pile all the Canadian tildes up and try climbing them so I can become a TikTok millionaire.
      September 6, 2021 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 44855

     

      It doesn’t count unless you do it naked, and it must be witnessed by me personally. Hold on, let me get my equipment ready. 


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      September 6, 2021 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 6505
    I guess I’ll just stick to my 9-5 then, GAWD! :)
      September 6, 2021 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 44855

     

      But you’ll get rich quickly if you do it my way! Grrrrrrr. 
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      September 6, 2021 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 6505
    I can’t climb naked on those tildes. I don’t know where they’ve been. 
      September 6, 2021 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 44855

     

      After 17 marriages, just remember how many times you and I climbed on each other naked. If you don’t remember, I can send you some of the videos. Oops, please just disregard that last sentence.

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      September 6, 2021 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 6505
    I’m calling the FBI. 
      September 6, 2021 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 44855

     

      Go ahead and waste your time if you want to: it’s not in their jurisdiction. You’ll just be labeled a kook.


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      September 6, 2021 11:14 PM MDT
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  • 753
    And, what is your way pray tell? 
      September 7, 2021 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 44855

     

      If she does things my way, she won’t have to tolerate the drudgery of her 9to5 day job and earn peanuts, she can just do a few “jobs” for me every now and then and earn zillions. A brutha needs minions, you know.










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      September 7, 2021 4:46 PM MDT
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