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What are some reasons a person might faint after receiving news or information that is money-related? (Examples below.)

 Example A: “While it’s true that Randy D cleaned out all of your life savings, the good news is that he didn’t do it to run off with some trollop; he did it to invest in a tilde-factory on a small tropical island in a Third-World country. The trollop was already there, and she’s setting up house to receive him.”

 


 Example B: “Randy D has authorized you a stipend of $200,000 yearly to be his Number One Sammich-Maker, and you won’t even have to live in the sub-basement dungeon underground sammich-making facility.”

Posted - September 7

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