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Have you heard the good news? I might leave the Grammar Police Force for good, and join the Anti-Guacamole Police Force instead!

 

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Posted - January 14, 2022

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  • 13395
    Who gets the tildes?
      January 15, 2022 2:03 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Tildes for life, yo!
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      January 15, 2022 6:58 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yep.. eh.
      January 15, 2022 7:29 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Word, homes!
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      January 15, 2022 4:45 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Word is the word.
      January 15, 2022 4:50 PM MST
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  • 1919
    Go for it
      January 15, 2022 7:35 AM MST
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  • 13251
    Dereliction of sworn duty.
      January 15, 2022 8:01 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Once an officer is no longer part of the force, he or she has no sworn duty or duties to uphold. Besides, policing can also be done on a freelance, hobby, or interested civilian basis.

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      January 15, 2022 5:02 PM MST
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  • 13251
    That you would consider leaving short of retirement is disloyal to the Grammar Police Benevolent Association (GBPA), the union that has given you everything you have in your career, and your fellow officers. And guacamole is nowhere near the threat to society that is bad grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Especially punctuation with all the Canadian scofflaws out there. Frankly, I am surprised at you.
      January 15, 2022 5:32 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      You eat guacamole, don’t you?  Grrrrrrrr.


    :(

      January 15, 2022 5:53 PM MST
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  • 13251
    Rarely. But I am just trying to help you remember what's important and keep your priorities straight. If we don't serve and correct and, especially, keep Element in line and prevent Kittigate and his Canadian hordes from running amok, none of the rest matters - even guacamole. I can't do this alone. Think hard, man. Society's future is at stake.
      January 15, 2022 6:06 PM MST
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  • 44173
    I found some avacados on sale today, so I'm making a big batch of guac tomorrow. And, since you have retired from the force, no discussing spelling errors.
      January 16, 2022 12:20 PM MST
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  • 52903

    (avacados avocados)

      (P. S. Not so fast there, Prof. I’m only considering leaving the Grammar Police Force, it is not yet a final decision. Grr.)

      January 16, 2022 12:49 PM MST
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  • 44173
    You are missing an 'r' in grrr.
      January 16, 2022 1:01 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      It was intentionally shortened. There are no regulatory guidelines on “proper” length.
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      January 16, 2022 1:19 PM MST
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  • 520
    Isn't that what all the guys say? 
      January 16, 2022 2:09 PM MST
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  • 52903
    Hey, wait . . . !
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      November 5, 2022 12:34 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    Not on my watch. I will defend my guacamole with my life.

      January 15, 2022 11:24 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      My first case! Book ‘im, Dano!


      (I’m SO excited, folks!)
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      January 15, 2022 4:27 PM MST
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  • 520
      January 16, 2022 2:12 PM MST
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  • 52903

    Torture! Grrrrrrr.


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      January 16, 2022 2:42 PM MST
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  • 22853
    (For sure!)
      January 16, 2023 10:25 AM MST
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  • 44173
    That has cilantro in it. It tastes like soap.
      January 16, 2023 11:34 AM MST
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  • 22853
    Tastes like soap? In that case . . .




    ;)




      January 16, 2023 2:30 PM MST
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