Which kind of racing is your preference to watch?

Whoa there... slow down!

Whew... ok... I'm good now!!!

That's better!

I never been there yet. I used to go to the races a lot to bet when I lived in Winnipeg.

When you lived in Winnipeg did you ever go down to Portage and Main and bump into Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings? When I lived in Thompson I had to go to Winnipeg  every few months and hoped I would bump into those guys. Cheers!

No sir, I never met any of those characters while I lived in Winnipeg.

I HAVE never been there yet.

Ok!

This one's always dreaming.

I remember that race!  I was the announcer who covered last year’s race for the sports radio network.  It was quite the race!  Randy went north but all of the racers went south!

 

  Fake news, fake sports reporting by a jealous woman who knows her rivalry with Randolph D will always disqualify her from participating in the Invitational. 

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The first runner who makes it across the border into Mexico wins!  Wow, look at them go!  The battle for first place always gets ugly at this race!  We have a winner!  Number Seven just shoved Number Two out of her way to get to the front of the customs line.  Oh no!  Number Six forgot her passport!  It’s back to Randy’s place for her! This post was edited by Livvie at January 19, 2022 7:40 PM MST

 

  See? There’s always a win-win for me somehow. 

 

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  *Text message from Randy D dated two weeks ago found on the cell phone belonging to Miss No-Passport: “Identification? For a foot race? Noooooooo, of course not! You won’t need any identification.”
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That's a great new idea!

Walleye flavored milk??? That sounds like something I would make up. Is that the Sandusky River?

All I know is that the Sandusky River is in Ohio.

And is the walleye capital of the world.