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How long do you think you would survive in jail?

Posted - January 17


  • 13391
    A life sentence? I dunno but being an 'old timer' the tough guys might leave me alone. Otherwise I would have to try avoid being intimidated and bullied (and raped) but for how long is the question.
      January 17, 2022 3:20 PM MST

  • 1751
    The Lord would send someone to protect me and expect nothing in return except friendship, who would invite me to a bible study.   With the Lord's help I could survive. 

    This post was edited by Honey Dew at January 20, 2022 5:56 AM MST
      January 17, 2022 4:47 PM MST

  • 29318
    I know someone who that exact thing happened.  
      January 20, 2022 5:57 AM MST

  • 1751
    Amazing!  see, it does happen. 
      January 20, 2022 10:57 AM MST

  • 9746
    20 minutes - tops.
      January 17, 2022 5:11 PM MST

  • 48328


      That depends on how many of them I would have to “service” every night after lights out has been sounded. I’m sure they’d have me worn out in under a month. (Cough, cough.)

      “And now turning to national news. Due to an administrative quirk, a California man was mistakenly incarcerated in the woman’s women's section of the state prison. The error was not immediately discovered, in fact, it appears that weeks went by before authorities were alerted that he was there, his frail and spent body a mere shell of the vibrant and virile specimen he had once been. The female inmates had not had male companionship for quite some time prior to his arrival, so they hushed up his presence and subjected him to nightly rounds of ribaldry and lust-driven shenanigans that would make even hard-core vice officers blush. The man was interviewed by prison staff after being “rescued”, but refused to name any culprit or culprits who participated in the nocturnal activities. The medical ward of the prison had him on an IV to replenish him from his emaciated state, but movement to the men’s section is delayed until doctors say he can take it. In a strange twist to this story, he actually requested to be nursed back to health right where he is and then sent directly to the same cellblock where the events took place. He harbors no ill will against any of the women, on the contrary, he seems to have some favorites among them and would like to continue as before. The women prisoners have begun a petition requesting his return also, backed up by an ACLU letter to the warden and the governor outlining prisoners’ rights. A Go-Fund-Me account has also been started, as the man cites specific massage oils and smoking jackets and other items he needs in order to fully express himself. Outside the prison, throngs of women have applied to visit him, and the prison mail room had to open a special receiving desk for all the mail that is being sent to him. A reality TV producer has approached the governor’s office to pitch an idea for a new series. 

      “Meanwhile, federal prosecutors have ordered the shutdown of a criminal hideout in the Colorado Rockies that was put into operation by a queenpin from the Dakotas. Information is sketchy at the moment, but the charges revolve around a cross-country harassment and stalking case in which the woman chartered crop dusters and had them spray liquified guacamole mixed with Vegemite over her adversary’s property every few days for a month. When he was forced to flee, he found his vehicle interior completely filled with expired, rancid mayonnaise. Taunting letters rife with intentionally erred grammar were sent to the man, but authorities doubt she is the only suspect on that portion of the case. 

      On the sports scene . . . “

    This post was edited by Randy D at January 18, 2022 5:58 PM MST
      January 17, 2022 8:57 PM MST

  • 41315
    woman's   women's
      January 18, 2022 7:11 AM MST

  • 48328
      January 18, 2022 5:59 PM MST

  • 8476
    It depends. Can my dog come with me? 
      January 17, 2022 8:58 PM MST

  • 14523
    Not long. As soon as I was violated, I'd do a "Samson in the Temple" stunt and blow my attacker(s) up, and me with them. I'm a good kitchen chemist, and home made explosives are ridiculously easy to manufacture even from the materials available in prisons - if you know how.
      January 18, 2022 2:55 AM MST

  • 8828
    Well I have a pretty mouth and a F you attitude so I don't think I would last very long. Cheers!
      January 18, 2022 11:26 AM MST

  • 7850
    I adapt well to new environments, I am good at following rules and people usually like me,so I would expect to dsurvive indefinitely. 
      January 18, 2022 11:44 AM MST

  • 48328
    Typo alert.
      January 18, 2022 6:00 PM MST

  • 6027
    In jail?  A few hours.
    That's all they hold anyone for, at the local jails.
    Unless they already have 2 people per cell ... then they just let you go after booking.

    I mean, unless you were stupid and got caught for murder or something serious.
      January 18, 2022 3:16 PM MST