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What is the catch?

Tell me about the fine print!!!

Posted - May 13

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  • 48328

     

      Oh, it’s just my standard contract; all the women sign it! The fine print is nothing more than a bunch of mumbo-jumbo legalese, it’s barely worth your time and aggravation to read it all. Sign it already so that you and I can get started. 



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      May 13, 2022 10:41 AM MDT
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  • 1751
    Hey! there is something suspicious going on here.  Your "woman" signing the "legalize" has two different hands, one has dirty fingernails.....so what's your story this time?
      May 13, 2022 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      You’ll have to forgive me; it wasn’t really her hands on which I was focusing.



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      May 13, 2022 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Well, ok, this time. Look all you want, not to the creepy point however, but touch not! This post was edited by Honey Dew at May 13, 2022 4:39 PM MDT
      May 13, 2022 12:28 PM MDT
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  • 48328

      Wait, what? “Don’t touch”? But she’s already signed page 3-, Sub-sections 7 through 10, subparagraphs G1 through G9, granting me touching rights. The way it’s written into the contract now, it’s practically law. I’d be in violation if I didn’t touch!
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      May 13, 2022 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Our agreement proceeds hers.  I'd be glad to review the contract, point to point. 
      May 13, 2022 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      That works out perfectly, because just like all newbies, she still has to complete the orientation phase, training phase, and the probationary phase.


      You’re beyond all of that and are cleared to come and see me whenever you like. 


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      May 13, 2022 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Er, um, you are not going to like this. I have reviewed the photo much more closely than I originally did and you are correct. You make a great detective, by the way. So what I did was, I contacted her, she explained that it is because those are the fingers she uses for scratching. 
      As can be expected, I have since written a new codicil into the contract based on this new information, and she has signed that also. I have you to thank for being informed of the situation.



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      May 13, 2022 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Scratching? OMG that is totally disgusting.  Yes, I'd make a good detective.  I could work undercover for you and flush out the riffraff.  I can dress up or down and be convincing in any position.  
      May 13, 2022 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Hey, wait! You had me at dress up or dress down!




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      May 13, 2022 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    This is strictly for a professional position such as part of the upper echelon of a company.  A bathing suit would not be appropriate. 
      May 15, 2022 5:02 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Certain knowledge, skills and abilities will need to be applied to various settings from time to time. It’s all in the contract . . .



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      May 16, 2022 2:33 AM MDT
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  • 14523
    This is. No mitts in cricket.

      May 15, 2022 12:51 AM MDT
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