Tell me about the fine print!!!
Oh, it’s just my standard contract; all the women sign it! The fine print is nothing more than a bunch of mumbo-jumbo legalese, it’s barely worth your time and aggravation to read it all. Sign it already so that you and I can get started.
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You’ll have to forgive me; it wasn’t really her hands on which I was focusing.
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Wait, what? “Don’t touch”? But she’s already signed page 3-, Sub-sections 7 through 10, subparagraphs G1 through G9, granting me touching rights. The way it’s written into the contract now, it’s practically law. I’d be in violation if I didn’t touch!
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That works out perfectly, because just like all newbies, she still has to complete the orientation phase, training phase, and the probationary phase.
You’re beyond all of that and are cleared to come and see me whenever you like.
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Er, um, you are not going to like this. I have reviewed the photo much more closely than I originally did and you are correct. You make a great detective, by the way. So what I did was, I contacted her, she explained that it is because those are the fingers she uses for scratching.
As can be expected, I have since written a new codicil into the contract based on this new information, and she has signed that also. I have you to thank for being informed of the situation.
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Hey, wait! You had me at dress up or dress down!
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Certain knowledge, skills and abilities will need to be applied to various settings from time to time. It’s all in the contract . . .
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Randy D 