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Though normally a deep sleeper, what types of things might keep Randy D awake at night?

Humorous answers appreciated.

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Posted - May 17, 2022

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  • 5455

    Somewhere out there, Livvie‘s using the wrong word that sounds similar to the right word, and she’s doing it all on porpoise!

      May 17, 2022 8:46 AM MDT
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  • 52905

    Owe, eye sea: yore sane its knot a conspiracy.  Grrrrrrr. 

    :(

      May 17, 2022 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 1919
    When he can't stop thinking about the next question he's going to ask about himself. :)
      May 17, 2022 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 52905
      May 17, 2022 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 1919
      May 17, 2022 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Insomnia Jokes 
      May 17, 2022 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      You say it as if there’s something wrong with that. It’s a perfectly normal thought process. Grrrrrrrrrrr. 




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      May 17, 2022 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    (sigh) Yeah, your probably right. 
      May 17, 2022 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

     (your you’re)

      May 18, 2022 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 10449
    Guess this means you're still wide awake. 

    (BTW - the misspelling was intentional.)
      May 18, 2022 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      I know it was intentional, which itself is a violation of grammar laws. It’s called cop-baiting. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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      May 18, 2022 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    ROTFLMAO OUT LOUD!    HAHAHAHAHA
      May 17, 2022 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    The possibility that one or more of his tildes have gone astray.
      May 17, 2022 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Well, it really could happen! You don’t worry about things happening to your tilde collection?



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      May 18, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 2627
    I don't worry about my tilde collection because there's no room for them in my dust collection.
      May 18, 2022 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 52905

    Grrrrrrr. 

    I don’t believe this is a very healthy relationship; I just can’t go on with a woman who doesn’t prioritize tildes in her life to the degree that I think she should. We’re breaking up.


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      May 18, 2022 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    OK, but don't expect to get half of my dust collection in the divorce!
      May 18, 2022 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Hey, wait! It’s obvious that I did not consider the consequences of my snap decision! I was too hasty, please take me back!

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      May 18, 2022 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    Sorry - you've made your true feelings known. 
      May 18, 2022 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

     I can change, I really can!



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      May 18, 2022 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    That's what they all say.
      May 19, 2022 9:46 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    I'm not one to talk and you didn't hear it from me, but it is rumored his tildes run amuck from time to time and hang out with ! and #, need I say more.


    This post was edited by Honey Dew at May 19, 2022 9:46 PM MDT
      May 18, 2022 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    Shhhhhhh!

    :(
      May 18, 2022 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    Harrumph!
      May 19, 2022 9:46 PM MDT
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