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Though normally a deep sleeper, what types of things might keep Randy D awake at night?

Humorous answers appreciated.

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Posted - May 17, 2022

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  • 16197
    He lies awake in a deep blue funk over the fact that mayonnaise and avocados are still readily available in San Diego.
      May 18, 2022 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

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      May 18, 2022 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    Still being traumatized by the Richard Simmons GIF I spammed his email with.

      May 18, 2022 2:12 PM MDT
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      May 18, 2022 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    LOL... 

      May 18, 2022 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 13251
    Wondering what funny thing someone is posting aboot Canada, eh.
      May 18, 2022 4:47 PM MDT
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      Is that really a Randy D thing? Seems more like a Stu thing to me. 


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      May 18, 2022 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    The muffled screams of the naive, contract-signing "sandwich makers" he keeps in his dungeo  basement. 


      May 18, 2022 8:42 PM MDT
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    (naive naïve)

      May 18, 2022 9:06 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    I have just discovered that with some words, the auto spell check that is auto installed will offer suggestions that include the proper accent marks that I know, but do not know how to type! Fiancée, for example - gives me the correction option! Naive offers no such option, sadly. 

    You better open an investigation into this immediately! I am never going to remember how to make special characters, so I'm not going to bother learning! The word "unsuspecting" works just as well. Problem solved!   

      May 19, 2022 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Wait, did you just hire me to do a job? This is great! We’ll be in constant contact with each other, I’ll have to drop by all the time to give in-person reports, some late nights and weekends may be involved, exotic locations, confiding in each other, all the while there will be static electricity-like tension building in the air to a fine crescendo. I’ve seen how these things sometimes turn out in the past, so let me assure you, it’s all good. May I have the right to call you “Boss Lady”?


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      May 19, 2022 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    I feel like we're back in that HR department question for some reason. 
      May 19, 2022 6:27 PM MDT
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      Enjoy me while it lasts; I haven’t been fired yet.



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      May 20, 2022 12:30 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    I'm afraid there's a problem with your background check. Too many restraining orders. I've given the assignment to Stu. 
      May 20, 2022 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      It’s better that way. Now that there’s no longer an employer/employee connection to tiptoe around, we can get back to hanky-panky just like old times . . .




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      May 20, 2022 9:04 PM MDT
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      Believe it or not, that actually doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve grown so accustomed to it over lo these two decades that it’s become veritable background noise to me. A part of me finds it kind of soothing, and it helps induce sleep.
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      May 18, 2022 9:09 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    You know what? I do believe it. 
      May 19, 2022 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Is that Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds? I can't remember the actor's name, but you know who I'm talking about. It looks like it could be him. 

      May 21, 2022 6:45 PM MDT
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