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I’ve been through this plenty of times, just follow my lead. They put us in separate interrogation rooms as soon as we get to the station,

so no matter what happens over the next couple of hours until my lawyer shows up, you clam up just as tight as you can and we’ll get through this, see?



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Posted - May 18, 2022

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  • 10449
    (*dude, I told you I flunked clam-upping.  The best I can do is oyster up.*) 
      May 18, 2022 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 52906

     

      We’re both going to end up in prison thanks to you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. 


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      May 18, 2022 10:29 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Dibs on the top bunk. 
      May 19, 2022 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 16202
    I can't take the Fifth, I don't think it applies to non-citizens. Best I can do is claim diplomatic immunity.
      May 19, 2022 5:55 AM MDT
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  • 9778
    Just so you know, if there's a chance to save myself, I'll sing like a bird.
      May 19, 2022 12:28 PM MDT
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  • 52906

     

      Hey, wait . . . ! We had a deal! Partners until death! Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 
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      May 19, 2022 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 7775

      May 19, 2022 12:58 PM MDT
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  • 52906

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      May 19, 2022 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    I was going to answer in a similar way - - you nailed it first.   :)
      May 19, 2022 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    I know you’ve been through this plenty of times.  Somehow, all of your previous partners are in prison.  I wonder how that happened.

    Okay, boys, everything about Randy in exchange for immunity.
      May 19, 2022 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 52906

     

      It’s neither your first time up the river nor your last. Nothing you’ve got on me is better than the dirt I’ve got on you. They’ll open a new concert hall in my name for all the singing I’ll do about your antics. The assistant district attorneys who will be working to put you away haven’t even been through middle school yet, that’s how long your case will trudge through the system. When the judge throws the book at you, the sentences you get will all be of the run-on variety. I hope you like prison food, that’s all you’ll ever eat for the rest of your life. Hardened criminal my eye! You’ll be sobbing in your sheets every night and clamoring to get your lawyer interested enough to help you every day. And you can forget all about trailing good ol’ Randy D, because top priorities for you will be how not to get shanked in the shower and  how to make one cigarette last you an entire week. 


    In the meantime, I’ll be living in the lap of luxury on the Witness Protection Program. Maybe I’ll send you a postcard. Then again, maybe it’s better that I don’t. So long, kiddo. Too bad they believed my version instead of yours, right? Right!



      May 20, 2022 12:49 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Yeah, right. 

    And when we're released, I won't be wearing a wire at all. Definitely won't be wearing any sort of recording device when I demand you explain how you tricked me into helping you commit some crime! 
      May 19, 2022 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 52906

     

      She did it for lust, folks. Of course, she’ll claim it was love, but I know it was all fed by urges. I get that a lot.




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      May 20, 2022 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Nope. It's for the money. Not ridiculous at all. 


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      May 20, 2022 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 52906

     

      *Most-searched topics on Savvy’s computer:

    9. paying a gigolo without being found out
    8. how to help “a friend” conduct searches for a  long-lost lover in Minneapolis/Saint Paul
    7. Randy D watch 
    6. overcoming fear of contract signing
    5. men who love sandwiches and the women who love those men
    4. best no-tell motels in Southern California 
    3. my dogs adore him, so it must be okay
    2. under the grammar officer’s uniform; a tutorial and visual tour
    1. how to best use my period instead of my colon
    ~

      May 20, 2022 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Thank you, David Letterman! 

    Very funny stuff. 
      May 20, 2022 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 16202
    10. Most useful wildcards in Evil Apples
      May 20, 2022 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    I need to reinstall that game sometime!  But so many games just end because people quit and it gets annoying. Do you play the regular Apples to Apples with your grandkids? It's not nearly as fun...
      May 21, 2022 6:51 PM MDT
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