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Your coworker Randy D has been fired and escorted off the premises, you’re tasked with clearing out his workstation. What surprises might be

found therein?


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Posted - May 19, 2022

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  • 7776
    Knowing that sum b***h like I do, he's probably set a bunch of booty traps all around that place. I'm not clearing out squat! This post was edited by Zack at May 19, 2022 6:45 PM MDT
      May 19, 2022 8:30 AM MDT
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  • 10449
    So it was YOU who kept taking other people's food from the work fridge!!!


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      May 19, 2022 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      I was just in it for the Tupperware.
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      May 19, 2022 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    I heard it was for the "Rubbermaid".
      May 19, 2022 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      She promised not to say anything! Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 


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      May 19, 2022 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    "she"?    Oh, .... riiiiight (*wink, wink*).
      May 19, 2022 5:11 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    I'd be surprised to find evidence of actual work being done.
      May 19, 2022 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Please don’t let anyone investigate my search history on the company computer. It’s all about circumventing restraining orders and how to locate a lost love in a northern state. It might look bad for me if that gets out. Grrrrrrrr.  


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      May 19, 2022 3:13 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    be be?

    Maps of the Twin Cities.
    Vegemite recipes.
    Dungeon equipment catalogues.

      May 19, 2022 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Flimsy evidence of anything that should worry me; practically everyone keeps those types of things in their workstations! (Don’t they?)

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      May 19, 2022 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 1919
    The amount of framed pictures he has of himself stuffed in his desk drawers.   :)
      May 19, 2022 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Mostly 8x10 glossies but also a few dozen wallet-sized ones, if you want to sell them off and keep one for yourself, that’s fine; I have plenty more where those came from. You may keep 11.0192837465% of the profits because I like you so much.

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      May 19, 2022 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 1919
    I'm all about recent cycling, I shipped all those photos off to the Charmin factory.  :)
      May 20, 2022 3:38 AM MDT
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  • 52903

    Grrrrrrr. 

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      May 20, 2022 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    Please Please Please make someone else take care of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      May 19, 2022 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    Lol. 

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      May 19, 2022 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 16197
    Tilde-shaped sex toys.
      May 19, 2022 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      We here at The Harem prefer the term “relationship enhancement tools”. Shhhhhhh.



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      May 19, 2022 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    Ouch!
      May 19, 2022 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

       No, no, no, no! It doesn’t have to be painful, it’s just a question of getting in there at the proper angles! Oh, why am I wasting time trying to explain it? Much better if I just fly to New York and demonstrate it in person. (Would you prefer with massage oil or without?)



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      May 20, 2022 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    He left an award in his desk.  That’s a surprise.  I definitely thought he’d take it with him.  Wait, my name’s on the award (huge surprise).  It’s crossed out and “Randy” is written above it in his own handwriting (no surprise there).
      May 19, 2022 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Fake news. As if YOU would ever receive an award for anything! This is just another attempt of yours to besmirch my good name, o disgruntled one!  Grrrrrrr. 

    :(

      May 19, 2022 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Umm, Randy, this is FNA after all.  It’s why I got that award.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to my desk and make up some more stories before tomorrow’s deadline.

      May 19, 2022 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    Grrrrrrrrr. 


    *Hello, is this the FCC? Good morning, my name is Randy D, and I’m calling to rep…..WAIT, DON’T HANG UP! Grrrrrrr. 

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      May 20, 2022 7:03 AM MDT
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