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Would you remind me again of who you are, please?

 

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Posted - May 20, 2022

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  • 16199
    I'm the Vegemite smuggler whose agents have infiltrated a sammich making dungeon facility in SD.
      May 20, 2022 9:10 PM MDT
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  • 22853
      May 20, 2022 9:10 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Forgetful Folks Support Group | Funny cartoons, Cartoon jokes, Humor
      May 20, 2022 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 7919
    Shhhh! Don't draw attention to us! We've never met and I was never here. Got it? Good.

    Now, get in line and tell the barista you want two venti hot cocoas with five shots of espresso each, hold the cocoa. That's your code order, so you must say it exactly that way.

    Then, take the drinks to the corner booth and have a seat. Place one cup near the edge of the table. There may be eyes on the joint, so you'll have to look convincing and drink the other like you've been lost in the desert for days and it's the first water you've seen. 

    Stop making that face. This is important

    The barista will come by your table and suggest that you order food. Ask her for a house special sandwich. If she returns with anything other than a Vegemite sandwich, abort the mission. If she brings you a Vegemite sandwich, it means your contact is present and it's safe to proceed. You must eat the whole sandwich to ensure no evidence is left behind.

    Dude, seriously... stop with the faces. We're talking about millions of dollars in top-shelf illicit beans here. If you can't keep it together, you won't get your cut. 

    Wait... Where are you going?



      May 20, 2022 11:47 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Nice try, Coffee Spy.

    *Fast-forward thirty years later: 


    “Grandpa, we found this old picture of you taken on the day you abruptly retired from the spy business. Tell us that story again about the beautiful but conniving double agent lady who tried to turn you to the other side! Please, Grandpa, please!”


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      May 21, 2022 3:24 AM MDT
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  • 9778
    Quit pretending you don't know that I'm the woman who has the restraining order that prohibits you from being within 1000 feet of me. I will give you to the count of three to turn around and start running or I'm calling the police.

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      May 21, 2022 6:03 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      You win this round, but mark my words; I’ll be back! Grrrrrrr.


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      May 21, 2022 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    I'm a boogie woogie baby
    If you want to see me boogie
    All you've got to do is wind me up

      May 21, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    The boogie boogie bugle boy from companyB? like in the song. 
      May 21, 2022 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    LOL... not quite.  More like the boogie woogie baby from this song.

      May 21, 2022 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 44175
      May 21, 2022 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    I'm #1 girl in Randy D's harem.
      May 21, 2022 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    ~
      May 21, 2022 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 1845
      May 21, 2022 6:48 PM MDT
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