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What's your favorite humorous way of describing someone's lack of intelligence?

For instance: If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.

Posted - July 11, 2022

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  • 44173
    That student's so stupid, he couldn't pass lunch.
    She's not the sharpest penny in the sandbox.
      July 11, 2022 12:47 PM MDT
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  • 10449

    If it is a guy I tell them that they are strong like a bull but smart like a streetcar. Cheers!

      July 11, 2022 1:19 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    As sharp as a bowling ball
    As smart as a bag of hammers
    Has the IQ of warm mayonnaise or has the IQ of cold oatmeal
    "I may not be the brightest, but that guy's a wet match in a dark cave"
      July 11, 2022 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 2627
    Dumber than a box of hair
      July 11, 2022 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 22853

    "WelbyQuentin is so stupid he can't even think of an answer."
      July 11, 2022 8:00 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    Or, Welby Quentin is so nice he would never point out anyone's lack of intelligence. 
      July 11, 2022 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Not to pat myself, but you may have made a valid point. I don't remember ever doing that. But like my answer, I do make fun of myself a lot.   :)

    EDIT: And hey, Jane S -- thanks for your kind reply.  :)  This was nice to see after a long day and evening.


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at September 19, 2022 10:32 AM MDT
      July 12, 2022 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    I reread my reply, seemed maybe unclear to me. As far as the valid point, I meant that I don't remember ever really joking around about people's intelligence.  :)
      July 13, 2022 6:49 AM MDT
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  • 16197
    Makes two short planks look like a computer.
      July 11, 2022 11:47 PM MDT
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  • 10029
    I'll share one of my least favorites instead - 

    He/she doesn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.


      July 12, 2022 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    I hate that too, even more than  ot knowing s*** from shineola.
      July 13, 2022 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 10029
    Another classic! 

    :)
      July 13, 2022 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      https://answermug.com/forums/topic/71594/do-you-think-it-s-wrong-and-inappropriate-to-mock-make-fun-of-pe/view/page/2

      September 18, 2022 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    How did you find that?
      September 19, 2022 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      I’ve been looking at it a few times over the past two months or so. It’s easy to find stuff like that: I merely go into a member’s profile, click on the option to look at the posted questions, and scroll through to my heart’s content. Depending on how much content a member has posted, I start from the oldest posts to the newest ones. When I’m really bored or really looking for a particular post or particular topic, I go back to the beginning of members’ posts no matter how much content they have. 
    ~

      September 19, 2022 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    I see. So you were stalking Ansley, eh?
      September 19, 2022 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

     I do it with any or all members in whose content I might take interest, including yours on several occasions. Haven’t you noticed every now and then an older question you’ve posted gets revitalized? It’s not stalking of a particular member of it’s an act that covers the membership at large.


    ~

      September 19, 2022 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    I was being silly. Welby does the same thing and I have done so on occasion.
      September 19, 2022 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 52903

    Oh.
    ~

      September 19, 2022 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 32527
    Your Biden is showing. 
      September 19, 2022 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    Or, of course, 'Your trump is showing."
      September 19, 2022 1:29 PM MDT
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  • 32527
    Lol. That would be a compliment. 
      September 19, 2022 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    Indeed.

      September 19, 2022 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 32527
      September 20, 2022 5:14 AM MDT
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