Can you play a guitar?

Not really but I can play the rhythm guitar for one song...."And Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica.   It is eight notes repeated through the whole song.

 

  Nope. You?
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Yes. 

It doesn't sound good at all, but I can do it!

Learning to play properly is definitely on my bucket list. 

I tried twice but my short fingers just couldn't get it done.  My instructor couldn't believe I played piano.  My piano teacher couldn't understand how I played.....I did not use the correct form and hand positions.  I figured it out.  But guitar....I just couldn't do it.  My daughter had a youth guitar and I couldn't really play it either. 

Play at it. Strictly rhythm, I don't want to make it cry or sing.

I have a guitar and I play it. My neighbors aren't bothered by my guitar. They like it. I also have drums. I play those only when my elderly neighbor watches TV and listens to music. His TV and radio are louder than my drums so my neighbors don't complain about my drums.

I can play with a lot of things, but a guitar is not one of them.