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They convinced me there are lots of sandwiches down there, they’re free of Vegemite, mayonnaise and guacamole, I can have as many as I want!

 

  What's that you say? It might be a trap?  Don't be silly!  What harm could possibly come from eating a few sandwiches?  All I have to do is go downstairs to get them. Wait here if you don’t want to go with me, I'll be right back . . . 


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Posted - September 30, 2022

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  • 16197
    Slams door, throws bolt, pulls out stethoscope and makes for the tilde safe ...
      September 30, 2022 6:38 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Hey! There are no sandwiches in here, the place is full of restraining orders and homework papers full of poor grammar! I’ve been had!
      Grrrrrrr!
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      September 30, 2022 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    Scary!
      September 30, 2022 10:58 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Reading this, I just realized that there's only one little letter difference between the words 'harm' and 'harem'. 

    I'm so glad I never signed that contract! 
      September 30, 2022 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Wait, you should at least give me a chance to respond before you make any final decisions! I’m contacting the legal linguistics team right now! Grrrrrrr. 


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      September 30, 2022 5:11 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Good luck with that! 
      September 30, 2022 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      You’re a reasonable person, a rational person. If the right sets of facts are presented to you in the proper manner, there’s no way you can turn down a good opportunity.

      You should come and stay in the spare bedroom until the lawyers have new paperwork to show you, I can entertain you in the evenings while they hash it out. 



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      September 30, 2022 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 10037
      September 30, 2022 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    Hash it out?  That sounds troubling. 
      October 1, 2022 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

     I don’t know why. 

    :|

      October 1, 2022 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    It's not to me.  I have an excellent attorney who has a fiduciary duty to me to always have my back, I trust him. 
      October 2, 2022 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Attorney? What attorney? Wait a second, you’re not planning to sic your attorney on ME someday, are you? I keep telling you it was just supposed to be a tour of the sub-basement; I didn’t know the heavy duty reinforced steel doors would accidentally slam shut behind you and the top-grade security lock would self-activate!




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      October 2, 2022 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    Yes, I have an attorney who is always there for me so you better watch out.  :  )
      October 2, 2022 1:38 PM MDT
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  • 4631
    Try wholemeal rye bread with thinly spread hatcho miso, thick slices of avocado, parsley and pepper. 
    Guaranteed yummy.
      September 30, 2022 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    What is nacho miso?  It sounds like a good sandwich. 
      October 1, 2022 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Thank you for the suggestion, but clearly, the dilemma before me troubles you not. 

    :|

     

      October 1, 2022 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 1840
    Get your tomato pesto grilled cheese sandwich at Dunkin's!
    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at October 1, 2022 11:42 AM MDT
      October 1, 2022 11:39 AM MDT
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