is recently renovated with the most modern accoutrements, beautifully furnished, comfortable, cozy, quiet, peaceful, well-stocked with foods and beverages, everything the distinguished travelers expect anywhere in the world. Right?
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Hey, wait . . . before you turn it down, you have to hear the best part: there’s a heavy duty security system installed on all the entrances! Once you’re inside there and fast asleep, that door can’t be opened against my will!
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Lol.
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(((Gee, now that you mention it, there are similarities between the two places . . . ))))
Shhhhhhh! You’ll scare away the other potential detainees guests.
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Sure, but the love that they offer you there is so much colder than the love I offer you here.
You aren’t weighing the most important factors in this equation. Grrrrrrr.
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It’s probably best. You’d end up trying to smuggle that stuff in, and you’re not exactly my ideal subject for the full-body strip search. I’ll call around to the youth hostels to see if they can take you in.
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Randy D is hiring, you know. There are several open positions at many of the The Harem locations worldwide . . .
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But I’m not a breast man! I have several different types, you’ve got to fit into more than a few dozen of them, most women do! Hold on a second, wait, come back! I can show you a glossy brochure that outlines all of the options I offer you! Where are you going, I need your signature on this contract to make everything legal! Otherwise, I won’t be able to touch any of your assets . . . !
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Thank you for both the clarification and the nice compliment. I just joke around and kid around here on AnswerMug, this is all in fun for me and I’m much more harmless than I portray myself to be. I’m comfortable and content with remaining at my station in life. I have toyed with the idea of writing for fame and profit, but I’ve never taken any serious steps toward it, so it’s more of an idle fantasy rather than an actual plot or plan. 
Ok, ok, if you insist, we’ll sleep there, just don’t blame me when too much sand gets in too many places that it doesn’t belong. (The things I agree to just to please my adoring public, folks. Grrrrrrr.)
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