I know, right? A brutha might have some bizniz that needs his undivided attention!
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Whatever it is, knowing that it’s coming from Randy D, you can be sure
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Oh, wait; that’s an entirely different set of circumstances that require immediate action!
*She receives the following notification from my attorneys: “We here at Randolph Enterprises Amalgamated Limited (R.E.A.L.) hereby legally and irrevocably sever all ties with you for having breached the Anti-Vegemite clause of the contract you signed blah, blah, blah . . . ”