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What do you find uhhhh ..plifting?

Posted - March 30

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    7322
    Music and comedy, sunshine, the ocean, riding my bike. 
      March 31, 2024 3:58 AM MDT
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  • 1885
    That was crazy! How's:
    According to Thomas Hobbes, humans are inherently selfish and driven by a desire for power. Hobbes believed that this selfishness led to anarchy before civilization, with each person seeking power for themselves This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 2, 2024 3:21 PM MDT
      March 31, 2024 5:47 AM MDT
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  • 2708
    An underwire bra.
      March 31, 2024 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 7322
    I agree.  :  )
      March 31, 2024 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 17395
    Easter.  Every year.
      March 31, 2024 8:30 AM MDT
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  • 1885
    I find uplifting in a quiet warm sunporch laying on a couch in the sunshine. I'm sorry, but, I wish you were here. There must be some way to pass a bill demanding homeowners build sunporches. The Sunporch Foundation! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 2, 2024 5:45 PM MDT
      March 31, 2024 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 1361
    Uhhhh... ndulations of good music.
      April 1, 2024 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Battling noise beyond my upbringing, I find listening the the plethora of dark and dystopian bad luck music helps me sleep at night  I play it until it stops and if I wake up, I struggle for a new dark album. Cryochamber label. There is no guarantee of having 10 bad things or sayings in a row not happen. Chit end if the stick stuff.

    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 3, 2024 6:12 PM MDT
      April 2, 2024 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Up abouf.
      April 2, 2024 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    For you Danilo. She's...so hot man!
      April 2, 2024 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 1361
    Thanks, Cosmic! I'm not sure she's responding to my advances, however.
      April 3, 2024 3:40 AM MDT
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  • 1885
    Danilo! Help me! One friend doesn't know how to stream and the other is insulting? Doesn't know anything about the internet as a musical idiot savant who travels the world and called himself an old fart at 63. The other says call me in the spring but I'm afraid of the insinuating control freak progressive stances!
    I'm so lonely I still want to make friends with an all- consuming Christian who manipulated me! Meh man! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 4:59 AM MDT
      April 12, 2024 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 1361
    So you're wondering how to stream? I haven't done it myself. It probably varies by platform, but let's say your friend wants to use YouTube. First, he'll need an account (if he doesn't have one already) and then get it verified, which will require this link and a phone number:

    https://www.youtube.com/verify

    After that, he should be able to press a camera icon in the upper right corner of his screen, and click on "Go live." The first time he does this, he'll have to ask YouTube for access to streaming, which can take up to 24 hours.
      April 13, 2024 10:04 AM MDT
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  • 1885
    Dude I must be a too late Boomer because I thought streaming was just push play on videos! I don't know but is streaming live? Is it like a screaming stream of information? Duh tuh? How the extreme mystery can you remember everything to make a webpage. Is html antiquated? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 10:13 AM MDT
      April 13, 2024 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 1361
    Hehe, from the audience's perspective, that's quite true. For the creator, it's pretty much like doing a live show on television.

    There are options, I believe, to share what you see on your screen with others. That's why this "live streaming" seems popular with video games, because a big audience can watch both the game and the person playing it simultaneously.
      April 13, 2024 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 1885
    Cool! Jumping ahead though, if you are slow and your mind insists on making objects readily identifiable out of random messes, can you see too much into it and burnout? What if you were into the Heavy Metal days of the early 80s and drank beer for 5 years just watching TV but don't remember a single thing on it but Speed Racer? A poor good Mexican kid took care of me. He felt persecuted. He was always trying his best to build a perpetual motion engine. I took Copenhagen right along with him. Chaw!? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 12:04 PM MDT
      April 13, 2024 10:33 AM MDT
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  • 1361
    I think such risks exist, yes. I have one particularly dear friend who needs to be careful not to take in too much visual information. (Fortunately, he replaced his television with a radio.) 

    How good of the Mexican kid! I've often entertained thoughts about perpetual motion. That's the allure of the idea, isn't it: it's easy enough to imagine, yet perpetually outside our reach. Or at least it has been for so long!
      April 13, 2024 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Guy wants no technology just to sit around campfire and smoke weed with coffee and guitar. My older brother was right when he said cellphones are the end of the world. Look! Mining up the ground for lithium and all the plastic waste! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 4:59 AM MDT
      April 12, 2024 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Thanks Danilo! It truly is truthful! I listen to it all night long with bass headphones. About that 2075 end of world thing I'm still thinking about it. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 4:59 AM MDT
      April 12, 2024 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Uhhhh..ndulations!  Hahahaha! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 4:59 AM MDT
      April 12, 2024 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 22894

    Seeing, by chance, a large bird (or birds) flying high in the air.
      April 2, 2024 3:22 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    Nice!..

      April 2, 2024 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 1885
    In Washington State about 1983 in the boonies of Bellingham by Bellingham Bay, I looked up when a friend pointed it out and way, way high above, a lone gigantic hawk was soaring along in a graceful glide. It was quite a memorable sight.
    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 13, 2024 10:05 AM MDT
      April 13, 2024 5:17 AM MDT
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