What type(s) of incriminating* evidence might the police lab technicians have found on Randy D’s cell phone?

 

  Are you available as a criminal defense attorney? Not that I think I need one, I’m just hedging my bets and preparing for any eventuality. I like your mindset about these types of things, so I’ll put your name at the top of the list.

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Yikes. Are you sure?  ;)

I remember that day this photo was  taken -- I've never looked so happy apologizing. :)


This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 9, 2025 8:52 PM MDT

 

  Wrong again! I specialize in lust, not love. I’m off the hook on those charges. 

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So you are a lustologist then?

  Wow, that sounds like a really good profession, it would be perfect for me! Do you know how much it pays annually?

Do you have a diploma or a certificate of excellence?

 

  Years of experience, lots of background in this, on-the-job training, numerous volunteer hours.  Oh, believe me, I’m well qualified, that’s one thing that’s for sure.  Satisfied clients the world over. 

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  First of all, none of the guys in those pictures resemble me even in the slightest way, and secondly, taking selfies is far too self-incriminating for a street-wise operator like me to undertake. Grrrrrrrrr.
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  Come with me, please, Miss. I’m running you down to Headquarters* for questioning. 

   *Well, at least the version of it I’ve created in my Sub-Basement just for this type of role-play. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

Get a life. 

 

  Hmmm, not a single typographical error there. You’re improving!

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This is your last warning. Your grammar cop routine is past its expiration date. I do not plan on participating in any discussion where content is ignored in order to demean the writer.

  Let’s be clear and let’s be fair. I notice that you specifically use the word writing, so my question to you is whether or not you post these pictures with anything other than demeaning as their purpose.  Even if only done in jest, they are not meant in any way to compliment nor elevate nor shine a positive light. They‘re pictures, that’s correct, they’re not written words, I just want to be sure that you’re saying that when you demean, it’s ok, but when you consider yourself to have been demeaned, it’s wrong. 

  *I am referring to your intent when you post them. On my end, I know you’re just joking around, nor do they represent what I really look like,so I am not offended by them. Full disclosure.  

  And another thing, the content was not ignored. I addressed the content in the post just before that one.  

 

 

  No one is obligated to participate in any thread in which they don’t want to, you know you’re completely free to ignore me and never interact with me on here ever again.

  No warnings to me are effective in getting me to alter my exercise of choosing that which I respond nor how I choose to respond. I’m just as free as you are to decide my interactions for myself. Grammar “policing” annoys you, and you have a right to speak out against it. Poor grammar annoys me, I have the right to speak out against it. 

  I’ll get by just fine with or without us joking around with each other - which, by the way, all it is. The so-called Grammar Police Force doesn’t exist, the position of Grammar Police Officer doesn’t exist, I have no arrest powers, there is no sub-basement, you’re not going to be sequestered in one by me, etc. Just as the overweight Black guys’ pictures you post claiming to represent me, just like all the photos and the ridiculous scenarios I post, it‘s all fake. You have the right to dislike what I post, you don’t control what I post. You do you and we’ll be just fine.

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  Gee, they’re onto me! Grrrrrrr.

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Don't worry. If that's the case, Elon will fire him.