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"Employee Fitness Ambassador" God's blood! Does your workplace have inane, pretentious job titles lke this?

Posted - June 23, 2017

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  • 5455
    As long as a manager in my company never signs up for Answermug and reads this question I don't have anything to worry about, but if he does his reaction will most likely be what a great idea!  Why didn't I think of that?
      June 23, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Don't worry Livvie!  He'd never think it was you. :)  Unless he works silently for Answermug, I think you're safe :)  Big smiles.  I'll cover for you, if need be :)
      June 23, 2017 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    No, but we do have similar asinine job titles.  The secretaries at our law firm are called Client Service Specialists.  Sounds like we run a high end brothel, doesn't it?  We have a Talent Services Coordinator - those are the folks who interview senior law school students for possible summer associate jobs and we have a Knowledge Management Administrator who keeps all sorts of boilerplate documents at his fingertips so that our attorneys don't have to reinvent the wheel each time they do a deal with similar terms.  My personal favorite is the Benefits Coordinator who, no matter what question you ask her about your benefits, does not have the answer, but knows to whom your question should be referred.
      June 23, 2017 10:28 PM MDT
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  • My official title is Department Support Specialist.....a fancy word for administrative assistant. 
      June 23, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well actually.....

    I intend to take massage into the corporate offices in my area.  I want to market myself as someone who can give massages to employees and explain to them the benefits of health, nutrition and exercise as well as the benefits of regular massage.

    So?  I think that title is exactly what I am.

    Employee fitness ambassador.  I like it. 

      June 23, 2017 10:45 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont have a job so i dont see all that
      June 24, 2017 4:57 PM MDT
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