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Confucious say..............................

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Posted - September 24, 2017
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  • 5614
    Waay too much?
      September 24, 2017 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL!
      September 24, 2017 2:56 PM MDT
    2

  • 13071
    say....onara, im going to sleep.
      September 24, 2017 3:00 PM MDT
    3

  • 17398


    The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
      September 24, 2017 3:56 PM MDT
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  •   September 24, 2017 4:01 PM MDT
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  • 7132
      September 24, 2017 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 373
    lol
      September 29, 2017 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 7132
      September 24, 2017 4:04 PM MDT
    5

  • 7132
      September 24, 2017 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 46117


    I think he was the one who wanted to know who flung poo?

    Or was that Lao Tsu. 

    I hope it was LT because it rhymes better.


      September 25, 2017 11:19 AM MDT
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  • 16239
    Is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

    Man who live in glass house, get dressed in basement.

    Man with hand in pocket, not necessarily playing with loose change.

    Man with hand in other man's pocket, not feeling himself today.
      September 24, 2017 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    ...nothing.  He's been dead for approximately 2500 years.
      September 24, 2017 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 7132
      September 24, 2017 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 44224
    You're no fun. 
      September 25, 2017 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Very true. :-(
      September 25, 2017 11:16 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    many wise things...
      September 24, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Listen to your own voice and pay no MIND to what I say.

    ....Confusion

    I mean Confucious

    Or however that guy spelled it.

      September 25, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 373
    Do Siberian Forest cats meow in Russian?
      September 29, 2017 2:10 PM MDT
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  • .......... "when you know something ... is when you know that you don't know."
      September 29, 2017 3:51 PM MDT
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  • 16239
    Man who has sex with Chinese secretary in elevator, f**king Wong on many levels.
    Take many nails to build cradle, but only one screw to fill it.
    Man who take laxative and sleeping pill same night, wake up in deep sh**.
    Man who drive like Hell, soon get there.
      September 29, 2017 5:51 PM MDT
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  • My favourite Confucius, a little risque as it was picked up in college:
    Man who goes to bed with problem wakes up with solution in hand. 
      October 4, 2017 5:21 PM MDT
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