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Whenever my wife arrives home after spending too much money shopping, she uses sex to distract my attention from the issue.





  Shouldn't I hire attorney Gloria Allred to represent me in a sexual harassment lawsuit and hold a tearful press conference?
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Posted - November 18, 2017

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  • 7775

      November 18, 2017 10:53 AM MST
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  • 6126
    If she has sex with you ever time she's been out shopping, I think you should give her a platinum credit card & tell her to go to town.
      November 18, 2017 11:54 AM MST
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  • 52905


      Truly a woman's perspective, LOL. Let me send you her credit card bills for the next few months, and when you're bankrupt, your tune will change. 
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      November 18, 2017 2:11 PM MST
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  • 44175
    How do you know she's been shopping?
      November 18, 2017 12:12 PM MST
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  • 52905


      The boxes, packages, bags, etc, but mostly it's the credit card bills, dude. 
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      November 18, 2017 2:12 PM MST
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  • 44175
    That's why my wife doesn't have access to my accounts. She must spend her own money. And I don't have the sex problem. This post was edited by Element 99 at November 18, 2017 4:58 PM MST
      November 18, 2017 4:44 PM MST
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  • 13071
    She brings up her lover AND spends your money? Yikes. :+
      November 18, 2017 1:35 PM MST
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  • 52905


      Lol, jealous. 
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      November 18, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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  • 22891
    maybe
      November 18, 2017 3:46 PM MST
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  • 17364
    Close existing account and each of you get your own cards.  That's the only answer when one abuses the privilege of using credit.  Paying cash/writing checks is a much smarter way to live, even if it isn't as convenient.  It also helps protect from ID theft. 
      November 19, 2017 9:09 AM MST
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  • Oh God, I should have so much money! 
      November 19, 2017 1:28 PM MST
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  • 1326
    I think you could set a legal precedent here. Yes, I think you should sue!!!
      December 5, 2017 11:53 PM MST
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