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Randy D

Of these two items, which did you wish could be bigger: your current home, or your currant garden? (Note the spelling.)

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Posted - December 11, 2017
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  • 6988
    I don't grow currants. My house is big enough. How about a barn?
      December 11, 2017 9:55 PM MST
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  • 44231
    Same answer here. (without the barn.)
      December 12, 2017 8:39 AM MST
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  • "My current home" ... although that would mean hiring more servants.




      December 11, 2017 10:05 PM MST
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  • 16256
    I went to the supermarket to trade grapes for raisins. Got one for three. I just can't believe the currant exchange rate ...
      December 11, 2017 11:45 PM MST
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  • 52951
      December 11, 2017 11:58 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Currant jelly is good and brings back memories of grandma...my home is where I live and is therefore more important to me currently. 
      December 12, 2017 12:06 AM MST
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  • 32693
    I currently have no garden currant or otherwise. 
      December 12, 2017 5:46 AM MST
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  • 52951


    (Comma after the word 'garden'.)


     
      December 12, 2017 9:23 AM MST
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  • 44231
    We had a currant patch at my first home. I didn't know what they were when we bought the house. When I found out, I made jelly one year. It wasn't all the great. I finally pulled it all out, took it to the creek and let the current take it away.
      December 12, 2017 8:43 AM MST
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  • 52951
      You certainly washed your hands of that problem, but it really sounds like water under the bridge, dude.  Next time, give us a more recent tale when we ask about currant events. And while you're at it, make it something that gels a little better than the canned tripe you came up with. Why do you insist on throwing the baby out with the bath water anyway?  With so few details in your story, my mouth waters for a deeper plot, not the watered-down version above. See, I hope you're happy now; you've got me swimming in sea of loose references and bad puns. I'd ask you to throw me a line, but you might miss your cue. I'm writing all of this because of you, so that makes them your fault lines.  Don't be angry, though, because I'm sure you and I can patch things up, just be a doll and provide the cabbage, Homey. 

    (Did I pretty much cover all of them?)

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      December 12, 2017 9:35 AM MST
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  • 44231
    OK...I'll embellish it. Those thorns were a bitch. And the dogs were safer.
      December 12, 2017 12:16 PM MST
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