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What's your weapon of choice?

Posted - January 11, 2018

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  • 7683
    This garb is my weapon of choice;))
      January 11, 2018 6:52 PM MST
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  • I have no idea what a "garb" is lol :)  but I thought you would say "rock" cos of convo we just having;))

    https://youtu.be/6wOfzs7lSFc
      January 11, 2018 6:57 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Garb....referring to plain, sober dress...keeps attractive guys away;)))
      January 11, 2018 7:03 PM MST
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  • Ummmmmm WHAT??


    remind we why we want them away? 
      January 11, 2018 7:09 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Ha ha Jamie...look at the girl in the picture...she has puritan looks;))
      January 11, 2018 7:10 PM MST
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  • I hate her guts then!? Not really ;)
      January 11, 2018 7:14 PM MST
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  • 5455
    Pool Noodles!



    He didn't take my weapon of choice seriously.  He's not laughing anymore!






      January 11, 2018 6:57 PM MST
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  • If it wasn't purple noodle.. I'd always take you seriously, Livvie:) beware the "evil" purple ... you know ;)
      January 11, 2018 7:05 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oops here you go;))))
      January 11, 2018 7:02 PM MST
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  • That's much better :) Rock this out ;))
      January 11, 2018 7:06 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Just asked a stone Q;))
      January 11, 2018 7:11 PM MST
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  • Lol I'll find it ..: was just sussing your dangling question ;p 
      January 11, 2018 7:13 PM MST
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  • 5354
    Unarmed combat. Preferably against someone whose arms have been amputated
      January 11, 2018 7:02 PM MST
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  • Yesssss, I like your logic :)
      January 11, 2018 7:06 PM MST
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  • 16197
      January 11, 2018 7:37 PM MST
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  • 16197
    Squirt guns at ten paces. I challenge you to a duel!

      January 11, 2018 7:35 PM MST
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  • 10029
      January 11, 2018 8:06 PM MST
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  •  You seem like a  worthy contender ;)
      January 11, 2018 8:28 PM MST
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  • 10029
    I try my best, but sometimes I just can't keep it holstered. 
      January 11, 2018 9:23 PM MST
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  • More cowbell:)
      January 11, 2018 9:31 PM MST
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  • 14795
    The Stiletto........So dangerous in the wrong hands........sorry!!! ....Foot.....:)D  
      January 11, 2018 8:13 PM MST
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  • I understood that ;) Lol ... snd to think our  friendship started me say to you " I never have a fooking clue what you talking about" ;) you had me at "shoes" here;)
      January 11, 2018 8:30 PM MST
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  • 14795
    English humour can get a bit deep....it can be a great way of putting clever dicks down without them realizing ...lol

    A lot of my friends are quick witted too.....if you're not in the right mindset it can be extreamly hard to keep in with what's going on.....lol
      January 11, 2018 8:38 PM MST
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  • I keep trying keep up with you:) someone had to keep me on my toes.... :)
      January 11, 2018 8:51 PM MST
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