Active Now

Danilo_G
Malizz
Shuhak
Discussion » Questions » Human Behavior » What “old person” things do you do?

What “old person” things do you do?

Image result for gifs of old people

Posted - January 16, 2018

Responses


  • 216
    I have to say things out loud so I will remember them. 
      January 17, 2018 6:45 AM MST
    1

  • 13395
    I like to see if I can put my shorts on standing up one leg at a time while balancing on the other without falling over too many times. 
      January 17, 2018 7:02 AM MST
    1

  • I read the obituaries first. I spend more time in a recliner. I forget my name, your name, everybody's name. I get up to go across the room to fetch something and by the time I get there I've forgotten what it was I went for. I lose a train of thought in mid sentence. I can more readily talk my way out of physical activity. I leave my dentures in water by the sink, as I don't really care if they're in my mouth or not. I feel that I have a copyright on some of this stuff I'm talking about as I've seemed to have perfected most of it, but I don't get any royalties from the franchising. 
      January 17, 2018 10:17 AM MST
    1

  • 5835
    I tell people my weight loss goal is to be able to trim my toe nails and breathe at the same time.

    And I forget how many times I have repeated that joke.
      January 18, 2018 3:02 AM MST
    1