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What's the funniest "Note to Self" that you can come up with?



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Posted - February 9, 2018

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  • 10466
    Note to self: Don't use bleach when laundering money (anyone need a bunch of small rectangular white paper?)
      February 9, 2018 9:29 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Always put spillable stuff far back on the kitchen counter so I don't knock it over with my elbow. Last night I knocked over a mug of freshly made ginger tea and close the cupboard doors before I give myself a concussion. 
      February 9, 2018 10:23 AM MST
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  • 22907
    OMG -- we must be related!
    :)
      February 9, 2018 10:41 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes maybe quantum entanglement or something. 
      February 9, 2018 3:15 PM MST
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  • 22907
    :)
      February 9, 2018 6:44 PM MST
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  • 6477
    Note to self -remember your colleagues are vipers!  I have had way too many times recently where they have betrayed me following their solicitation of personal information and soul searching.. They are vipers... I can work with them professionally.. but it's wrong to trust them.. 

    A weirder version goes... Remember. blue glass...  that also refers to my colleagues but it's slightly more obscure 
      February 9, 2018 10:36 AM MST
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  • 22907
    They betrayed your personal information that you shared after they asked for it? If so, that's not fun to go through. I've been betrayed, too. (Fortunately for me, it all ended somewhat OK -- but I choose not to relate with them anymore.)
      February 9, 2018 10:41 AM MST
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  • 6477
    Yes, that's exactly what happened.. and it has had very serious repercussions - it has turned out very badly and that is most unfortunate.   I have come, regrettably, to a similar conclusion though - I will be professional, I do love and believe in what I do, but I truly cannot allow that to happen again. As it is it has come very close to threatening my job and it's viability and all because a twisted perception of things has occurred. Very sad. 
      February 9, 2018 10:47 AM MST
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  • 22907
    Yes, sad.
    Hang in there.

    I can relate.

      February 9, 2018 10:49 AM MST
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  • 22891
    cant think of one right now
      February 9, 2018 4:32 PM MST
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