Here's what I think doofus will do today in Californ I A! Fire us and cut us off the continent so we will float away. To Hawaii maybe?

Perhaps you folks would be happier if you re-establish the "Bear Republic". Despite the outcome of the American Civil War long ago, I'm still not convinced that secession is an illegal act. Jefferson seemed to leave the door open for it in his writings. Or perhaps a petition to the Mexican government to become a province of that country. Or maybe some alliance with Hawaii to become protectorates of one of the Asian nations might work. One solution might be to divide the state between North and South making two states. I don't have an answer for you regarding that. 

Floating off to Hawaii sounds good to me.

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* Caution – satire ahead *

 

California is responsible for generating a good chunk of the American economy.   Of course, I doubt Trump knows that.  He thinks money just appears out of thin air.  Infrastructure falling apart?  Throw 30 trillion at it.  Economy needs a boost?  Give the big corporations (permanent) mega tax breaks.  Immigrant problems?  Build a multi-trillion dollar wall between 1 country - and hope to Trump Towers that that country pays for it.  Trump’s not a shrewd businessman, but someone whose daddy gave him some money “to play with” and suddenly thinks he knows everything about finances.

Maybe while Trump’s here he’ll shut down Brown’s umpteen quadrillion-dollar “bullet train to nowhere”.  Nah, he’s not that smart.  In fact, he likes money pits.  (“Money-pits are fake news.  The world has plenty of money.  Just look at me and my staff.  We have big money. Big big money.  Huge money.”).

Maybe he’ll establish “Trump Towers – the West Coast Edition”.  Perhaps he’ll play a few rounds of golf (firing people always makes him “golfy”).  One thing’s for sure, he won’t be getting a tan while he’s here.  No amount of sun could ever tan that bloated beech whale.