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Can you quote the bible in response to this question?

Posted - May 18, 2018

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  • 7776
    "1. In the season of the Lord I shalt not fear the reaper, neither under the sun, nor the wind, nor the rain. I shalt live like He doth. Come on, mine babe! 2. This message of rock affirmation was brought unto thee by the adverb 'solemnly.'" -Adverbs 14:1-2
      May 18, 2018 12:06 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    nope
    what's the question anyway?
      May 18, 2018 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    The words typed prior to the question mark. IOW, a question with no answer. Bible-thumper test.
      May 18, 2018 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Which bible?
      May 18, 2018 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    This one:
      May 18, 2018 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes.

    It says:  "No man is an island.  He's a peninsula."




    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 18, 2018 5:02 PM MDT
      May 18, 2018 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, i wouldnt know what to quote
      May 18, 2018 2:35 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    John 1:...22

    ...What do you have to say about yourself?
      May 18, 2018 3:36 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    People from Detroit suck.
      May 18, 2018 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 32663
    Matt 7:7 Keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you.
      May 18, 2018 4:47 PM MDT
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  • 22907
    Not exactly

    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 18, 2018 10:37 PM MDT
      May 18, 2018 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    John 11:35 Jesus wept.
      May 18, 2018 5:32 PM MDT
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  • Hezekiah 5:3 "Thou shalt not quote the Bible out of context"
      May 18, 2018 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    Clarence 2:34 "Who gives a crap?"
      May 18, 2018 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 17398
    many many people
      May 19, 2018 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Armaments 2:9-21
    "And Saint Antioch raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it I may blow thine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'  And the Lord did grin; and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
    And the Lord spake saying, 'First shalt thou take out the holy pin.  Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.  Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.  Four shalt thou not count. Nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.  FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!  Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch toward thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
      May 18, 2018 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    HAHAHAHA.  Spake? I gotta start using that one.
      May 19, 2018 6:59 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Proverbs 14:7 
    Go from the presence of the foolish man, when thou perceivest not [in him] the lips of knowledge. This post was edited by Don Barzini at May 19, 2018 7:36 AM MDT
      May 18, 2018 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 17398
    "Let love and faithfulness never leave you."
    Proverbs 3:3
      May 18, 2018 10:47 PM MDT
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  • 1305
    And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:


    And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

    rev 9:11



    This post was edited by kjames at May 20, 2018 8:27 AM MDT
      May 19, 2018 12:35 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Verily I say unto thee, man doth not live by bread alone. He got to have some peanut butter on it!
      May 20, 2018 2:33 AM MDT
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