How would you entertain yourself/have fun while attending a filibuster?

not sure what that is

I'd bore myself to tears and then nip off to drowned myself with beers ,cheers.....

Now stop this letcher lecturing me and go and get the beers in....:)
I'll have another pint of draught Guiness please....:)D

ear plugs and a good book

Why would I voluntarily attend a filibuster?

Masturbation...........DUH!!!!

I'd much rather attend a Phillybuster.  

Continue to applaud loudly at inappropriate places.
:)

I would lighten the mood by telling a good joke!

Hey, what's the difference between a senator and a centaur?

One is half a man with a horse's rear end!

The other is a character in Greek mythology!

Hahahahahaha!

Oh, nobody's laughing.

Oh, Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer are calling for a vote to censure me.

I'd entertain myself by making up jokes like, "What if your name were Phillip Buster?"  Or what if you were an English Lord, Lord Bates.  Would your butler have to call you Master Bates?