Have you ever struck an animal with your vehicle? Humans count.

"Yes"  Driving through a residential area, a small dog ran toward my van so I stopped.  His owners were standing in the street watching (don't know why they didn't come get their dog) and the dog kept barking at my rear tire.  So I thought I'd slowly move away ... bad idea.  Ran over the dog's leg.  So I stopped again and got out to talk to the people.  They said I'd done all I could and didn't blame me ...  I still felt bad though.

I try my best not to, but I've hit (and been hit by) a variety of animals while driving. 

No.

A dog ran into my car (A Newfundland) and ran straight into it when I was at a stop sign.  BAM.

Those dogs are big.  

He put a big dent in my door and when I went to try and find him and see if he was hurt, (he had to be, but maybe not)...

I couldn't find him.

That was my only animal mayhem story.

Mostly squirrels, other rodents and such. Unfortunate but unavoidable at highway speeds. Just a quick thump in the road.

No, thank goodness, not that I can recall.  I'm sure I would remember. 

Several rabbits on country roads - they're in plague proportions in some parts of the bush,  so it's unavoidable. One pigeon that apparently had a death wish - flew straight into my grille. And hundreds of bugs.
What's the last thing that goes through the mind of a bug as it hits your windshield?
Its a$$.

Yes. Last December I hit a deer with my car. I had to get a different car.

As well as a few trees in my days as a lush.

I have run over a few squirrels and an opossum. I had a deer run run into the side of my car when I was 20.

no but sonneone did that once when i was riding with thenn