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Wow, you sure stayed out very late last night. What were you doing?



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Posted - September 16, 2018

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  • 1502
    I was sleeping. I will be preparing for work in a few minutes and then head there. 
      September 16, 2018 3:35 AM MDT
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  • i got stuck at work because our dishwasher is a lazy idiot 


      September 16, 2018 7:21 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    Hunting blue tigers. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at September 16, 2018 5:02 PM MDT
      September 16, 2018 8:11 AM MDT
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  • At home with witnesses all day.
      September 16, 2018 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I'll need take down a list of those witnesses' names and their contact information, please.  You know these things jave have to be looked into, right?

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at September 16, 2018 5:07 PM MDT
      September 16, 2018 1:50 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    No, they don't "jave" to be looked into.
      September 16, 2018 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 52905
    ~
      September 16, 2018 2:00 PM MDT
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  • As long as I'm cleared.
      September 16, 2018 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.
      September 16, 2018 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    nothing you need to know about
      September 16, 2018 2:42 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    I was out on my front porch having a drink.
      September 16, 2018 2:47 PM MDT
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  • D&D

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    I was dead asleep.
      September 16, 2018 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm so glad you rose from the dead!  YeAAAA!!! ;) :)
      September 16, 2018 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    I'm over 21 and you're not my dad. 
      September 16, 2018 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I know, right?  As if I don't have 99 problems of my own already, why would I add that one too? 

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      September 16, 2018 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    My time was spent excising at home.  I was here!  I swear!  It went something like,
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    You put your right hand in
    You take your right hand out
    You put your right hand in and
    you shake it all about

    You do the "hokey pokey"
    and you turn yourself around
    That's what it's all about!!

    It continues....
    Big winks and smiles!


      September 16, 2018 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 16199
      September 16, 2018 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I suppose you'll give me some silly reason I should overlook that "excising" malarkey, right?

    :[


      September 16, 2018 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Of course you should.  Now this one is true.  I didn't haven't my glasses on and I hit spell-check and that is what it gave me.
      I went with it.  I'm becoming more blind by the moment.  It is an expensive handicap.  I have lost, stepped on, sat on, scratched, broken, left, or had stolen more pairs of glasses than seems possible for one individual. 
    My next step is using some fishing wire and wiring a pair to the base of the kitchen table.  This way I have no reason not to have them here at my disposal.   What do you think?  
    The punishments I have to put myself through... Ugh!
    It does kind of read rather morbidly funny with excising.   On second thought, please don't.  It takes away from the good and fun it was meant to be.  ;)  We were exercising, instead of excising.  ;) :)      

    This post was edited by Merlin at September 17, 2018 6:15 AM MDT
      September 16, 2018 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I had the exact same problems with eyeglasses, so I remedied it by getting the LASIK procedure. No more glasses!  I haven't looked back since. (Hey, wait . . . )


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      September 17, 2018 6:16 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good Morning Randy~ I DO have a pair of glasses on.  WOW! It's amazing how clear the world is!  A much better way to start the day. :)  And just so you know, the word excising wasn't a word I was even familiar with.  After your comment and with glasses on, I looked it up. ICK! I never would have used it in that scenario, nor any I can think of.  I'm glad you wrote what you did so I could go see what I had unintentionally done.  Thanks!
    As far as the LASIK procedure, both my mom and sister had it done.  My mom had difficulty with hers at first and still uses glasses.  My sister loved it and only uses glasses but on a rare, rare, occasion.  Until you, those were my only "true" reviews.  Maybe age had something to do with it.  My sister had hers done when she was 50-ish and mom had hers done when she was 68.
    I know our eyes change shape as we age and losing clear eyesight is part of the aging process.  I'm weird and wimpy about my eyes.  I can't touch them, pull the eyelashes out around them, etc.  I could NEVER put in contact lenses, soft or hard.  It gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
    You have just tipped the scales toward my sister's point-of-view.  That is 2 for good and 1 for mediocre.  Since I'm 51, now would be the time to get the procedure.  Heck, it will probably end up costing much less than replacing all the glasses I go through.  Thanks Randy D.  Happy! Happy!

     

      September 17, 2018 10:30 AM MDT
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    7268
    Well it seems someone left their window open and all their tildes escaped.  They were all over my porch and some climbing up the door.  Thank the good lord they were fairly well trained and left when the owner called them to come home.  You wouldn't know who that might be...would you Randy D? 
    BTW how do YOU know what time I got home last night? 
      September 16, 2018 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I ain't sayin' NUFFIN!


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      September 16, 2018 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 7268
    ROTFLMAO-  uh huh, I think you know much more than you are letting on. 
      September 18, 2018 10:32 AM MDT
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