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Give me your corniest pick up line ok?

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Posted - October 8, 2018

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  • 1502
    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock. 
      October 8, 2018 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    But only in the Spring? LOL
      October 8, 2018 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Are you up for a little game of bouncy bouncy?
      October 8, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      How would you like to feel the outsides of my bare thighs on the insides of your bare thighs?

      October 8, 2018 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I have the Buns....Do you have the Hot Dog ?     :)D
      October 8, 2018 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 10450
    Ya it was "ouch"  but it was a little more complicated then that. Sometimes when I would see a good looking lady coming towards me pushing a shopping cart I would sneak my foot in front of the front wheel and when she hit my foot I would say ouch then flash my sad puppy dog eyes and her motherly instincts would kick in and then I was in like Flinn. Cheers!
      October 8, 2018 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 52903
    Wait, what was your success rate with that?  (I'll take my answer off the air; I'm off to the grocery store.)
    ~
      October 8, 2018 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 10450
    It's a 100% success rate if you get the sad puppy dog eyes right. But always remember safety first so wear steel toe boots. Cheers!
      October 8, 2018 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    "What are you doing in that hot car when you could be on the back of my cool motorcycle?"  That line never worked but I still had chicks on the back. 
      October 8, 2018 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    I'm glad to say I don't have any.  
      October 8, 2018 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 16197
    Have you got wrenches in your eyes? When I look into them my nuts get tight. 
      October 9, 2018 1:24 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Did that work?
      October 9, 2018 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 3907
    Hello cp:

    I see you're out of oxygen.. Can I give you some mouth to mouth??

    excon
      October 9, 2018 7:10 AM MDT
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  • I better not chance a sexual harassment suit.
      October 9, 2018 7:29 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Sweetie, I don't need any. A woman might try to use one on me, but I have never used a corny one. However, I have found that "Would you like to dance?" works quite well.
      October 9, 2018 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 52903



      She: "Give me a minute to ask my great-grandmother if she's interested."
    ~
      October 10, 2018 9:28 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    If it works...besides...I liked to dance. Long live DISCO.
      October 10, 2018 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    dont  have one
      October 9, 2018 9:58 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You know me.  I have to set the stage.
    Don and I were over at our friend (he still is our friend, believe it or not) Pauls house. Don and I had just started dating. I was sitting on his knee. Paul asked us how we met and what made us click.  He was in dire need of a girlfriend and needed some tips.

    The very sad part about what I'm going to share is our friend, Paul, actually bought into this.

    We looked at each other and with a wink and a smile Don said, "I asked her to show me her pussy."  and I said, "I get off at 6 o clock. Then can I suck your cock?"

    Sick as it is.. It was a JOKE.  
    He looked at us and said, "Really? That worked?" 
    To this day we have never corrected it.  This is probably why he still doesn't have a girlfriend. This post was edited by Merlin at October 12, 2018 6:33 PM MDT
      October 9, 2018 10:43 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    If I said you have a beautiful body ... would you hold it against me?
    (one of the best country songs, ever.  lol)



    What time do you get off?
    Can I help?
      October 9, 2018 10:51 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Walt!  Once again you amaze me!
    The beautiful body one is Don's favorite and he used it on me!!!!!!!!!   I didn't get it when he used it.  Too funny!  Huge Smiles!!! This post was edited by Merlin at October 10, 2018 9:29 PM MDT
      October 9, 2018 11:08 AM MDT
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  • Hey girl, I heard you're looking for a stud; well I got the STD, so all I need is U!
      October 9, 2018 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    That would work for you since you are asexual.
      October 10, 2018 10:06 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    I wish you were an airplane, so I could climb into your cockpit!
      October 9, 2018 5:53 PM MDT
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