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Discussion » Questions » Human Behavior » Have you ever porpoisely hurt someone?

Have you ever porpoisely hurt someone?

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Posted - October 11

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  • 11691
    No, not on purpose.
      October 11, 2018 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 3535
    Have no idea how a porpoise would hurt someone. 
      October 11, 2018 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 20128

      It's a play on words, a pun, for crying out loud! Lighten up and learn to play along. 

      October 13, 2018 4:42 PM MDT
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  • In my defense, she was just trying to make too many waves.
      October 11, 2018 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 1708
    No (thank cod), although I've had many a carp with people over the years.  While I had every right to whale on them (they were octopi-ing my space), I behaved like an eel gentleman and let it goby.
      October 11, 2018 9:08 AM MDT
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  • 5219
    Well Yes, sortof: I was carrying this wooden dome, that was to be the roof of our tree house. It was quite heavy and I could not really see where I was going, so I bumped into one of the other guys so he fell.

    Not much damage, he was more surprised than hurt; but definitely 'porpoisely' though not on purpose
      October 11, 2018 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 20984
    no
      October 11, 2018 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 4346
    Yes
    When very young
    a big fat kid
    a friend would always
    Put me in a headlock 
    and Rub the top of my head
    with his fist until it
    would burn my head.
    Hurt like hell.
    Finally I couldn't take it any more
    and I punched him as hard as I could
    in the stomach...
    He cried and said why did I do that
    it hurt...
    I said Yeah, and when you do your thing
    to the top of my head it hurts too....
         He never did it again and we became good friends.
      October 11, 2018 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 18392
    It's called a 'noogie'. Don't ask why. I have no Idea.
      October 11, 2018 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 4819
    Yea. ME!!! I got a box cutter and made 4 3 inch cuts on my right forearm. This post was edited by Zack at October 11, 2018 5:57 PM MDT
      October 11, 2018 1:17 PM MDT
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  • 18392
    Don't do that or I will come there and kick your butt. On porpoise.
      October 11, 2018 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 4819
    Too late. It was like 3 years ago. Haven't done it since.
      October 11, 2018 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 18392
    Thank you. We would miss you.
      October 11, 2018 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 6334
    Not a porpoise, a fish.

      October 11, 2018 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 18392
    Hilarious.
      October 11, 2018 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 1523
    On purpose? Yes. A bully when I was in 6th grade. He swung at me first though I tried to diffuse the situation. I was raised if someone swings at me to always defend myself. I proceeded to land a few good punches and he ran off crying. Another example: in high school someone was bullying my best friend. I intervened as he isn’t a fighter. I tried to resolve it peacefully. He pushed me and it was on. I took him down with an arm toss and lightly put him in a submission hold to prove a point. That solved that.

    There have been several times I purposely hurt inmates. Every situation was justified. They were either fighting each other, not complying to cuff up, lock up in their cell, assaulted staff, assaulted me, or threatened me. In that environment there is no playing nice in those situations. Period. This post was edited by Rizz at October 12, 2018 8:32 PM MDT
      October 11, 2018 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 800
    Dolphinitely not
      October 12, 2018 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 6334
    You seem to be cetacean about that
      October 13, 2018 3:52 AM MDT
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  • 800
    Yes, sometimes we just have to crab life by the gills.
      October 13, 2018 7:13 AM MDT
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  • 270
    No not my style!
      October 13, 2018 2:10 AM MDT
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  • 20128

      No.  I usually get along swimmingly with others, so that's not a problem.  If I wanted to do it on porpoise, it might be just joking around, you know, just for the halibut. 
    ~
      October 13, 2018 3:56 AM MDT
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  • 800
    Whale,  please don't scale back, because you are kraken me up.
      October 13, 2018 7:43 AM MDT
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  • 20128

      Where is the seafood sand which you promised me?  (Hey, wait a second . . . )


    ~
      October 13, 2018 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 800
    Don't get crabby, but I'm in a bit of a pickle.  It's not a big dill though, I will be just brine.
      October 13, 2018 3:30 PM MDT
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