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What if your name were Mary Me?

Would people think you were proposing just because they asked you your name?

Posted - December 6


  • 732
    I would probably have to refer to everyone as Dee Klein.
      December 6, 2018 8:39 AM MST

  • 20048

      Her older sister would be her bridesmaid: Wyona Me. 

      Her bratty little sister would attend the wedding: Mimi Me. 

      Her father works for a package delivery service, his name is Mel Me. 

      Her mother was born in a small Himalayan village where they hyphenate the surname when a woman marries, she is Ann Me-Tu. 

      December 6, 2018 1:10 PM MST

  • 20939
    then everyone would be asking nne to nnarry thenn
      December 6, 2018 2:35 PM MST

  • 2460
    That's right, if they called you by name.  I didn't think of that.
      December 6, 2018 6:36 PM MST

  • 5849
    What else would they call you?
      December 8, 2018 12:46 PM MST

  • 2460
    I had thought of someone asking your name.  Then you'd have to answer, "Marry me."  I didn't think of the case where they would call out to you.  That's just as weird. 
      December 8, 2018 1:54 PM MST

  • 5849
    The epitome of "Catch 22!"  :) :)
      December 8, 2018 2:23 PM MST

  • 9647
    My very first job was with AT&T was in directory production, as in telephone books.  We had to always stay watchful when customers had their number listed in a different name.  Sometimes they were so funny we would pretend to miss them.  One of my favorites was Harry Bottoms.....that name had telephone numbers in directories all over a five state area.  :)  I don't think anyone on AB has come up with a funny name I haven't seen other than the dirty skanky ones. 
      December 6, 2018 10:13 PM MST