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When was the last time you had a professional massage?

Posted - December 13, 2018

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  • 3523
    I never have and don't know if I ever will.  Tell me, what will I get for my money.  Randy doesn't look real happy in your picture there.
      December 13, 2018 8:34 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You get a massage.
      December 13, 2018 9:38 PM MST
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  • 3523
    temptation island no GIF by RTL 5
      December 13, 2018 10:04 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Sorry, I did not get the GIF.  It is just a black x.

    Anyway, as I told Randy, I have had occasion to read a book that someone else never read, but still felt it important to tell me how bad the book was.  

    I liken people who have never had a massage in the same way.  How do you KNOW what it is like unless you get one by a good therapist?  

    There are so many benefits, they are too numerous to count.  
      December 14, 2018 2:32 AM MST
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  • 3523
    I've been meaning to try it but just haven't got around to it yet.  By the way the GIF I picked out for you is hysterical.  Take my word for it.  Merry Christmas!
      December 14, 2018 6:26 AM MST
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  • Never, and I too likely never will.  It never sounded appealing to me in the least.
      December 13, 2018 8:51 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Sounded?

    You need to try it before you bash it.  There are great massage therapists.  They hit places in your body that you didn't even know needed attention.  They relax muscles so you can move, they increase range of motion so you can move more easily and no one is exempt from needing a good massage.   The best is to get one once a week, they are expensive and once a month is standard for most people.  

    Unless something goes haywire, and then it will be consistent until the malady lessens.

    There are places in the world where it is recognized as such an essential health regimen that entire villages massage each other and take turns.  

    Sorry, you have not experienced this.  It can be blissful when done correctly.
      December 14, 2018 2:35 AM MST
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  • I didn't bash it.    
      December 14, 2018 10:06 AM MST
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  • 52903

      I disagree that people need to try something (or anything, or everything) before deciding whether it interests them. When it comes to certain things in life, we are intelligent enough to ascertain our likes and dislikes without experimentation. For instance, I know that I never want to get shot, get shot at, watch "professional" wrestling, go to prison, nearly drown, nearly get electrocuted, lose an eye, share my sandwiches, bathe with a man, eat Vegemite, etc.  You yourself have even stated things that you have never done before and don't ever want to.
    ~
      December 14, 2018 8:21 PM MST
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  • 7776
    I haven't worked hard enough to deserve something like that.
      December 13, 2018 10:15 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You deserve it more.  You probably need a massage more than many people who have worked.
      December 14, 2018 2:36 AM MST
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  • 13395
    My cat is pretty good at it. Sometimes when I am lying on my belly he jumps up on my back and use his front paws to massage me where it is nice and soft and fleshy.
      December 13, 2018 10:58 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He's looking for your milk.  He's nursing.

    But cats are brilliant at taking care of the body and knowing what feels good, and knowing what is necessary.  They instinctively know how to take care of one another and themselves.  That's why they like to be pet.  You are massaging them.


      December 14, 2018 2:37 AM MST
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  • "The last time I went through Airport Security."  :)
      December 13, 2018 11:55 PM MST
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  • 46117
    That's more of an invasive rub-down.  But good one.  
      December 14, 2018 2:38 AM MST
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  • 52903

      About three and a half weeks ago.  Due to my fitness regimen, I get massages pretty regularly. 
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      December 14, 2018 12:37 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I don't even know what to say to people who have never had one and still bash the idea.  It's like not reading a book I've read and then proceeding to tell me how lousy it was.


      December 14, 2018 2:27 AM MST
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  • 52903

      (What's that got to do with me?  I get massages all the time.)

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      December 14, 2018 5:52 AM MST
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  • 14795
    I had an e,mail from my solicitor once, when I use to suffer from Dyslexia.... .   :( 
      December 14, 2018 2:43 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I have no idea what this means.  Sorry.  
      December 14, 2018 2:46 AM MST
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  • lol
      December 14, 2018 10:28 PM MST
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  • 14795
    :)
      December 15, 2018 4:35 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Message rather than massage....:) ...add dyslexia and Bingo......  :)D 
      December 14, 2018 4:39 AM MST
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  • 6098
    Never.  However have always massaged and been massaged by boyfriends and now my husband.  Since I was 18 or so.  Feels great and makes others feel good.  And when I moonlighted as an escort I was sometimes paid to give them. 
      December 14, 2018 4:43 AM MST
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