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Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders?

He's so old, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!

Posted - December 14, 2018

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  • 44173
      December 14, 2018 9:39 AM MST
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  • 22891
    no, i havent heard that one
      December 14, 2018 10:39 AM MST
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  • This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 15, 2018 11:06 AM MST
      December 14, 2018 5:39 PM MST
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  • 17364
    It will happen to all of us.  :)

    I think he is grouchy and I certainly do not connect with him politically, but I like him.   He got totally screwed by the dems in 2016 election. 
      December 14, 2018 11:47 PM MST
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  • 13251
    Which is irrelevant to this little joke.
      December 15, 2018 6:12 AM MST
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  • 17364
    My response to the joke was it will happen to us all eventually.  Sorry I didn't act like it made me laugh, but it didn't.   Don't stop posting jokes; they are generally good for all.
      December 15, 2018 10:48 PM MST
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  • 16197
    Ba-dumm TISH!

    Par for the course for a politician, wouldn't you say? Given the ages of Reagan, Dole and McCain when they ran, I thought GOP was an acronym for Geriatric Old Presidential candidates. Trump is hardly a spring chicken either - his infidelities are a product of dementia, he forgets he's married. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at December 15, 2018 11:25 PM MST
      December 15, 2018 6:24 AM MST
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  • 13251
    But, of course, Trump is president and he isn't. Funny how many people mention Trump in their answers.
      December 15, 2018 11:26 PM MST
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  • 16197
    Hillary was also over the hill. Annother reason why I'd like to see Tammy Duckworth nominate - it's time for a candidate who's not a refugee from the nursing home.
      December 15, 2018 11:30 PM MST
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  • 13251
    If the Dems pick Hillary, Sanders, Warren, Biden, or another old person, Trump may sail to re-election.
      December 15, 2018 11:44 PM MST
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  • 16197
    Or Pence will. Impeached ex-Presidents aren't allowed to nominate.
      December 15, 2018 11:46 PM MST
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  • 13251
    But impeachment is no guarantee.
      December 16, 2018 2:58 AM MST
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  • 16197
    Bill Clinton wasn't over the Hill. He was over everybody else, but not her.
      December 18, 2018 12:10 AM MST
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  • 13251
    Which has exactly what to do with this?
      December 18, 2018 2:00 AM MST
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  • 17364
    It's not really funny, it's kind of pathetic.
      December 16, 2018 9:11 PM MST
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  • 13251
    You mean Bernie or the joke? I think it's a riot!
      December 17, 2018 12:31 AM MST
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  • 17364
    My comment is in response to this:

    But, of course, Trump is president and he isn't. Funny how many people mention Trump in their answers.


      December 18, 2018 12:08 AM MST
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  • 13251
    I meant funny as in peculiar, not haha.
      December 18, 2018 1:58 AM MST
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  • 10029
    No doubt Bernie at 77 is far more mentally and physically fit than Trump is at 72. 

    Hell, I'm sure he's more mentally and physically fit than Trump ever was at any age. 


      December 15, 2018 11:06 AM MST
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  • 13251
    All of which matters little, since Trump is president and he isn't.
      December 15, 2018 11:25 PM MST
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  • 10029
    Matters little to whom? 

    Yes, Trump is president. For now...
      December 16, 2018 8:13 AM MST
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  • 13251
    And Sanders isn't and never will be. What's your point? Why do you feel the need to bring Trump into a perfectly nice and funny joke that makes no reference to him? Are you that Trump-obsessed? If so, I feel sorry for you. This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at December 16, 2018 8:55 AM MST
      December 16, 2018 8:55 AM MST
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  • 10029
    You're probably right (about Bernie never being president). 

    What's your point? 

    I am clearly not the only one who didn't find your joke nice or funny. 

    I'm not Trump-obsessed at all. I thought it was appropriate to point out that he's far more aged (physically and mentally)than Bernie Sanders is, despite being born five years after him. 
      December 16, 2018 9:04 AM MST
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  • 13251
    Even though the joke had nothing to do with Trump? It's not just you, but I have no idea why people on here bring him out of leftfield into so many different strings. They must be obsessed, or angry about him as if he somehow affects them personally, or why do it? And it's not just Rosie and Sharonna. It's almost as if people think mentioning him a lot will make him go away, but that's obviously not happening. So he's a buffoon, but has your life changed significantly in the last two years because of him? He can only upset you if you let him. What's your reasoning?
      December 16, 2018 9:35 AM MST
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