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Which food in your opinion is the most depressing to eat?

A) zoodles
B) boxed Mac & cheese
C) hot dogs 
D) something else

Posted - March 12, 2019

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  • 5835
    So my buddy and I went fishing. He grabbed a pack of hot dogs along the way so we could have something to eat. (We were pretty lousy at fishing.)

    So we cook these things and right away we know something is wrong. He reads the ingredients on the label.

    "BEEF LIPS!" The first ingredient in the list was "beef lips". My buddy was quite the actor. He spent about a half hour going "BEEF LIPS" as if that were just too much to take. Well, it was.

    We tried those hot dogs for bait and the fish wouldn't bite. We tied a string to a piece and dangled it in front of a crawdad. The crawdad took, but wouldn't hang on long. So while he held the string, I slipped a frying pan under the crawdad. We got a few crawdads, cut their tails off and boiled them. I didn't know you're supposed to wait until they lose all the sand they carry. But they were actually fairly tasty after spitting out the sand.
      March 13, 2019 2:46 PM MDT
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  • That’s funny :) never heard very of a crawdads fish or whatever, but i guess they’re smarter than humans won’t eat hotdogs:)
      March 13, 2019 4:05 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Crayfish, also known as crawfish, crawdads, crawlfish, crawldads, freshwater lobsters, mountain lobsters, mudbugs, or yabbies are freshwater crustaceans resembling small lobsters (to which they are related).
      March 13, 2019 5:53 PM MDT
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  • Thanks Tom:), I know what he meant now. Never heard them called crawdad before though. 
      March 14, 2019 12:21 PM MDT
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  • 268
    D.) Hot Pockets. And unfortunately I find myself eating a lot of them 
      March 13, 2019 3:19 PM MDT
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  • So when I pushed you down that hill other day I was saving you from a life of hot pockets? I’m a hero.

      March 13, 2019 3:57 PM MDT
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  • 268
    At the very least you gave me some room to, uh, release some wind. Hot pockets make me very gassy.
      March 13, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • I’m still a hero. 
      March 14, 2019 5:42 AM MDT
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  • 44226
    I don't need food to depress me. I only eat it to not be hungry. Today I had a pickled egg with beets and onion. A slice of cheese with salami, a tin of sardines and mac&cheese. None of it depressing.
      March 13, 2019 3:58 PM MDT
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  • Sardines are a bit depressing. 
      March 13, 2019 3:59 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    lol
      March 13, 2019 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 44226
    I could eat them every day...but I grew up eating them. po'folk food.
      March 13, 2019 6:15 PM MDT
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  • I’ve never tried them, the smell makes me want to vomit.
      March 13, 2019 7:25 PM MDT
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  • 7776
    Mac & Cheese with that powdered cheese bulls**t.  This post was edited by Zack at March 29, 2019 6:30 AM MDT
      March 13, 2019 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 44226
    Velveeta mac and cheese. Eat this mac...you'll never go back to the powdered cheese crap.

      March 13, 2019 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 7776
    Now, this is what I'm talking about!
      March 29, 2019 6:45 AM MDT
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  • Yeah, that powered cheese is garbage.
      March 13, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 9872
    Nothing can bring you down faster than a bologna sandwich on white bread.

      March 13, 2019 7:33 PM MDT
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  • Lol, oh yeah! I forgot about bologna, yuck.
      March 13, 2019 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 9872
    It's really just a flat hot dog.
      March 13, 2019 7:39 PM MDT
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  • I remember having it fried too. You’re correct, flat hotdog.
      March 13, 2019 7:41 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Warm Squash spamwhich.....:( 
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      March 13, 2019 7:38 PM MDT
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  • I love squash but not into the spamwhich. 
      March 13, 2019 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Try slices in a Lasangua instead of pasta and use cream cheese :)
      March 13, 2019 7:48 PM MDT
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  • Okie doodle, noodle. 
      March 13, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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