If you take a bath with your clothes on and use laundry soap, you can save a lot of money

I shower every day with my clothes on and I don't need soap. Soap is just for dirty people. 

With Laundry Soap... that's toxic ! 

Id rather use liquid soap. And i dont take baths with my clothes on... thats stupid 

What's a bath?

Tried it.  Didn't work. 

If you wish to try this please note -  

* Some articles of clothing shrink if not washed properly (either that or baths are fattening). 
* Some articles of clothing fade (and clothing dye doesn't wash off easily).
* Any white "garments" worn underneath jeans during this process will turn blue (along with all body parts under the "garments").
* Powered and liquid laundry soap causes body hair to turn pale green (my "nether regions" haven't been this "colorful" since the tie-dye incident of '68!)
* "Toweling off" with dryer sheets may give you a "fresh smell", but it hurts like heck! (ixnay on the avenderlay)

sounds like a good way to get a uti 

Ya but if I take a bath with my clothes on how will I torpedo my toy battle ship? Cheers!

You'd save a lot of money, yeah, but you'd "Gain" a lot of skin irritation. 

 

Find another way to save money.  Showers are cheap but are heavy on value.