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What are some fun things you could do in an elevator to mess with people's minds?

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Posted - April 3, 2019

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  • 46117
    If you do anything besides stand quietly and wait for the door to open, you are messing with MY mind.
      April 3, 2019 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    I promise not to touch you.
      April 3, 2019 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    What if you expose yourself?  Or pee in your pants?  Or sing loudly.  All three are unacceptable.
      April 3, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    The singing part is OK. The others are a no-no.
      April 3, 2019 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You KNOW I am being INSANE.  
      April 3, 2019 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Pratice your lobotomy skills on the first person to get in for a  lift.....:)D
      April 3, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Expel air - say excuse me then look around at the other people and humbly say - did that sound sincere. Cheers!
      April 3, 2019 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think you should just blow one and say that line.  CHEERS!
      April 3, 2019 12:57 PM MDT
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  • put fake poo (or real poo) in your pants 

    make faces and grunts like your pooing 

    make a noise of relief like you're done 

    shake the poo out of your pant leg and on to the floor 
      April 3, 2019 1:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You need to do that last part  as you are leaving the elevator. Salient point. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 3, 2019 2:53 PM MDT
      April 3, 2019 1:03 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    When you get on ask "does anybody know which floor where they sell left handed screwdrivers? "
      April 3, 2019 1:38 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    If you walked in with a friend, then they could say, "They are on the shelf by the two-handled screwdrivers."
      April 3, 2019 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 1430
    you could fake havin a nausea and wanting to vomit because of how the elevator moves make you sick 
      April 3, 2019 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Or act like you're having a Claustrophobia attack.
      April 3, 2019 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 313
    fart in the elevator with a lot of people
      April 3, 2019 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    No sound.
      April 3, 2019 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    First thing that comes to mind...

      April 3, 2019 3:52 PM MDT
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  • Just walking in and stay facing the back wall instead of the door faaaks people up. 
      April 3, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Or sit on the floor.
      April 3, 2019 9:18 PM MDT
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  • Lol, that would do it too. 
      April 4, 2019 5:26 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    Ask:  Isn't this the elevator that fell last year killing all those people?  
      April 3, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
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